1999 called, they want their demotivational poster back

You are very pretty and hella sexy. 😍

literal Queen of the Mommy Milkers

I'm not usually proud of Texas for much but this I can feel good about

Inb4 dragonfucker starts shit and gets banned from another community

Is the whole joke here "dumb/stoned pilots crash plane" or am I missing something

"Camping hair don't care" It's a pretty common hat

why

what in the goddamn fuck are you talking about

Not only do I believe it, it feels obvious. It's a meticulously crafted show, perfectly lovely, that grapples with some of the biggest questions of existence in such a lighthearted, entertaining, and cozy way that you never feel condescended to, overwhelmed, or crushed. The ethics and philosophy are the point from the beginning yet the show never feels dry or boring for a single second, not because of the zany afterlife shenanigans but because the characters are so, so fantastic.

I agree with PunnyName, I think I need to rewatch it after Tuesday. Also Joe Pera.

Don't worry she'll find a way to blame Obama

smh this is what i get for posting stoned

Depends on the bear and the woman. If I'm choosing between a gorged, sleepy, elderly bear and my bloodlusted ex with a gun, then definitely the bear. If it's a random 20 year old woman vs. a starving, pissed-off grizzly, gimme the coed.

Note that when people say "pour money into a company" they mean "invest wisely in the parts of the company that work" not "buy a thing with a big price tag" those are two completely separate things

Point 1 was him buying the company though. He has not poured any money into it, as you say he has done quite the reverse

No, the cruelty is the point. The kind of people who made this happen have common sense just like the rest of us, that 7-year-old squirrel didn't have rabies. They refuse to make exceptions or use common sense because they specifically want to hurt others.

Peanut had been living with owner Mark Longo for seven years

Man. What a feel-bad story. There's a certain kind of person who takes glee in destroying others' joy and they will use any technicality to get the excuse to do so all while blathering "the law is the law, the law is the law."

Seven years. What a shameful travesty.

When is he going to do points #2 and #3 for Twitter

Putting the "God" in Godwin's law

It's better to be pissed off than pissed on

smh could have guessed she was born with a tail, missed opportunity