The neighborly thing to do is give you space to do your thing.

The porn-logic thing to do is offer assistance.

I'll definitely be dropping by a housewarming basket and inviting you to the next barbecue.

Oh my! You're getting red!

(I'm heliophobic thanks to a careless youth in the sun, so I worry about others who burn.)

Ishtar became Astarte and was brought by the Phoenicians to the Hellenic isles via their traders, becoming Aphrodite.

Superhero costume after Vought has revised it.

This pic would be amazing for studying shading and translucence in your favorite drawing / coloring medium.

ETA That's not translucence but sunlight reflected off the arm. Also ray-tracing.

That is amazing shadow work.

It's pretty exciting in this picture!

The one on the left either recently gored someone (twice!) or is decorated for ceremony.

Now can we get AI to compute a hair coloring procedure for that hairstyle!?

Yes, Bikinis small enough to warrant trimming evolved in the sixties (and were French like post-cards).

Bikini trims rather than full Brazilian. I assume this was what you were going for, rather than full bush.

Though it would be interesting if the software concluded pubes came with natural shave lines.

Still, well done!

Sadly, I'm reminded of Troy McClure in A Fish Called Selma. Troy wasn't up to the mission.

Is it wrong of me to be jealous of the shower head?

I'm fascinated by how my brain can go from ooh! boobies and ooh! naked to Oh honey, that skintight shorts thing is doing wonders for your butt. Buy that one!

I'm old.