Something I haven't seen suggested yet that has caught me up: a bad sdcard can corrupt an STL at a layer height and lead to this type of fault.

Try swapping the card while you're testing other things to see if that helps at all.

https://github.com/microsoft/ebpf-for-windows

Right now it's network level, but Linux's implementation has since moved out from just packet filtering to full syscall filter and interaction; it's generally accepted that Windows will be following suit with this implementation. Thought you'd like a name to the thing you described