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Why do boomers hate squirrels so much?
  • Gen-Xer here, and I used to hate those furry-tailed rats. In one of my old apartments, one lived in the eaves of my building near my window and used to wake me up chewing on shit all the time. I've worked 2nd and 3rd shift jobs most of my adult life, and have found it hard enough to get other humans to respect my sleep time, let alone some rabid rodents that everyone else thinks are cute. I'm pretty much indifferent to them now, not being a property owner, but I can definitely understand why people hate them.

    There used to be a clip on Fu Kung (remember that?) where a dude set up a trap on his back porch with a basket and some bungie cords, and when the squirrel took the bait, the guy cut the tether and flings the unsuspecting little bugger like 30 or 40 yards.

  • Is Asmongold an alt-right "entrypoint" influencer?
  • I don't believe he gives much of a shit either way about politics. I think he reacts which ever way he thinks the wind is blowing in order to get more clicks, and thereby, get more money. The only thing I ever saw him get passionate about was when he was going apeshit over Chinese bot-farmers in WoW. I figure Blizzard must have paid him a huge wad to shut him up, because I hardly see him comment on gaming anymore, but I hardly watch him anymore either because he's just too annoying.

  • ‘Deadpool & Wolverine’ smashes R-rated record with $205 million debut, 8th biggest opening ever
  • It's really quite a accomplishment considering people aren't going to movies like they did pre-covid. I saw the matinee and spent $19.50: $8 for admission, $11.50 for a medium soda and medium popcorn. Highway fucking robbery.

  • Does voting for Biden change anything if I live in a deep red area of my state? (Ohio)
  • Hello... hello... hello...

    Welcome to the shit-lib Ecco chamber.

    The two-party system is a fucking joke. Voting for Rethuglicans is fascist bootlicking. Voting for Democrats is just rainbow-colored fascism. Both sides just virtue signal to their base about identity politics, but change nothing fundamentally that will anger the true masters: the oligarchs who really run shit.

  • Biden blames jet lag & Texas Democrat calls for him to step down
  • Why is this story getting downvoted? Do the shitlibs here on Lemmy really still carry water for Grampa Joe? And by "shitlibs" I mean you bougie, pretend liberals who wave the rainbow flag while still supporting a warmongering old racist POS. This is what the DNC gets for fucking Sanders over twice.

  • US prepares for bird flu pandemic with $176M Moderna vaccine deal
  • Lawlessness, or more specifically the idea of "might makes right". They just convicted Trump of 34 counts of fraud. Will he go to jail? Probably not. Our Congresspeople have rewritten the laws to allow themselves to do insider trading to enrich themselves to the tune of hundreds of millions of dollars. There is a profession in this country called a "lobbyist", which is just a professional bribery middleman. The Supreme Court (not wanting to be left out of the so called "side hustle" culture), just two days ago, deemed it legal for government officials to accept "gratuities". I wish this was a fucking joke.

  • 2 killed, 8 wounded in mass shooting outside Arkansas grocery store
  • The stat that I had read was that on average Texans own guns at a rate of 4 per person, so for every person that doesn't own any, there has to be someone taking up the slack. The joke is that Texans are a distillation of what America is to the rest of the world: loud, obnoxious, and absolutely sure they're right.

    The point I was trying to make is that even though Canadians own a shitload more guns per capita, they have far less gun violence than us.

  • US prepares for bird flu pandemic with $176M Moderna vaccine deal
  • I guess they didn't kill enough of us old/fat/sick fuckers with Covid, so they're going to give it another go with fucking bird flu. How the fuck is Fauci not in prison? We are at the convergence of 1984, Brave New World, The Handmaid's Tale, and Lord of the Flies. These stories were supposed to be warnings, not instruction manuals.

  • Conservative media conglomerate amplifies misleading attacks on Biden’s fitness
  • They don't have to invent shit, the senile old fuck is out of his mind. He stares off into space, trails off, mumbles, and has to be led around like a child. It's called Alzheimer's. Using him as a political puppet is basically elder abuse now. I fucking hate the fact that we're going to get Trump as president again. In two or three years Trumps going to be the same way. I blame Hillary, the DNC and the hairlip cunt that helped her fuck over Bernie Sanders.

  • 2 killed, 8 wounded in mass shooting outside Arkansas grocery store
  • I used to be anti-gun, until I found out that Canadians own guns at the same rate as TEXANS. We Americans are losing our fucking minds. We're kept at each other's throats to distract us from the fact that the 1% are fucking us all over.

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  • Laptop? How quaint. But my implant that connects me to the Musk Hivemind can project a laptop into my visual cortex to approximate a laptop, though in 2054 the most popular interface is similar to the dildocycle that Mr. Garrison invented on episode 76 of South Park.

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