UlyssesT is my dad. Dirt_Owl is my cool aunt. Silver Legion was my bully
Sometimes terrible things happen almost randomly in locations where the scum of the Earth happen to be standing and I couldn't be happier. Usually terrible things happen to neighborhoods of poor people who have shitty infrastructure
Been on Reddit for over a decade
Yeah and it shows. Never post again. 
I'm pretty sure the reveal trailer is hinting at a created character. It will surely have all the classics.
Dynasty Warriors Origins is like Dark Souls if you were 500x stronger than in Dark Souls 
One I saved from a while ago
spoiler
"American families tend to be really fucked up and the suburban hellhole just makes it like 10x worse
something that floats in my head a lot is that I was cooking breakfast and my dad was talking about “when you gonna get a girlfriend” literally never ever because I’m 5’9 and brown and have moderate to severe mental illness and my mom was like “you’d probably try to fuck her you disgusting animal”
i have a recording of my 100 year old neighbor getting into a screaming match with her 60 year old daughter on Christmas. “It’s not about that BAAAAARB”, yells crescendoing like the bwah of an All American Hornline. That same day, my mom and dad were fighting with each other while we ate Mountain Mikes. My NEET younger brother eating pepperoni while having a 1000 yard stare with the Saddam Hussein hair and beard (fucks to give about anything lim->0), fascist brother painting another WW2 Nazi tank (I just appreciate the uniforms and the humanitarian messaging) to sell to Ukrainian sexpats
The social and familial fabric of the Yunaited Estates is one that is profoundly fracturing, shards refracting light into a little diaspora of pain
Interracial couples: tatted up Mexican illegal manager fucking a white girl half his age, Whitey, when are you going to get my papers? Locker room talk as a frazzled future schizocommunist prepares synthetic potatoblend, sex addict mating press in between stories of white girl locking her inherited children in the car during the blazing California summer, frightened little brown boys cooking like biscuits in unfeeling fast food blast furnaces, it just gets worse. Psychologically these kids are going to have soul images that look like the face melt Indiana Jones man, strapped to a bed and drunk on Thorazine: the only respite from the panic is the silence of sleep.
My neighbor killed himself a while ago (the police parked a bearcat on his lawn in response) and his ex-wife showed up and was like, “HIS BITCH SISTER IS NOT GETTING HIS KIDS!!!”
Shut the fuck up and put the mask on and get in the car. For Sally, that might be the push that leads to 15000000000x10143 years of being stooped over a toilet, vomiting out everything they’ve ever eaten.
At the aforementioned “job”, I once saw a man who looked a lot like the guy from Toy Story punch his daughter and call her a difficult child. Of course, difficult children need beatings.
The United States is like some kind of Bosch painting where the abnegation of “child sacrifice” culminates in a capiroted capitalist waiting right at the bottom of the birth canal like it’s Six Flags Discovery Kingdom in Vallejo, California with a pine stick, just waiting, always waiting to get a start in the 1776 blows. The first blow is birth, some blows after that is the Pledge Of Alliegiance, the 1776th is realizing there is a 76% chance of never owning a house. Birth experience looking like a Chilean surrealist film. Soon they’ll tell the kids they gotta pay the medical bill, right after they remind them of their instinctive, totally natural ideas about property rights and why people starve in a world that has more material abudance than any other time in the history of the planet.
Focus on the family of course, for that is the germ of all that is wonderful, like domestic violence and being strangled until your eyes bulge, alcoholism and casual abuse, all in a concrete ant farm spackled with Astroturf, the finest Behr paints and apocryphal Joseph Beuys felt and fat origin stories. You were lucky to be born in God’s Country"
There's someone on TrueAnon named liked throwawaybunchanumbers and they write the most sublime stream of consciousness essays on painfully specific things. It's mind-blowing
This is funny to me. It's like trying to posit that Lincoln was so fundamentally anti-slavery through sheer principle that he would inspire anti-slavery movements in any scenario removed from his presidency in America. It's like they had to give him some special effect so they just gave him the thing he's most known for doing like it was his life's work or something
Run backward along the fault so Bad Day LA can happen
He has try harder now because he looked at the Trump campaign and blinked so he got bullied by his own ilk for 24 hours. Now he has to go full Waco to appease them again lmao
Can't walk a flight of steps but I bet she can climb a tree like a muthafucka
Large adult nephews doing the fusion dance from Dragon Ball Z to make the Ultimate Nephew and saving my Iraqi Dinar investment
Israel about to be the only nation on Earth with a sizeable minority of their new generation literally being half-undead like some World of Warcraft village
Pre-crisis Tacky Chan with 4,000 years of Chinese cycling no diffs the self taught Billy Bonkers
Libs when entire regions vote to join Russia instead of doing a mass exodus: NOT NOT LIKE THAT!!! 
My bad, to be clear I'm talking about the person in the post referring to BE, not BE himself
Impossible to take anybody seriously who says "america bad" as a criticism of leftists. "Ohhh you can't ever trust China or Russia all their stats are fake/they always have ulterior motives/they're always violating sovereignty". So Russia and China; Always bad.
Where's this energy when discussing America though? It's always "America ought to be doing this. America ought to be doing that. According to Senator Shitforbrains from Minnesota and Congressman Asswipe Dickfart who cosigned this blah blah blah-" Oh wow that's really interesting. When we're discussing America, they never have to answer for their crimes. We need to rely on their stats. They have a responsibility to affect the world and enact their will in XYZ situations. We have to take American politicians at their word when they're publicly discussing literally any policy they claim will help ordinary people that they supposedly plan on pursuing. Suddenly these same idiots aren't saying "America bad you can't trust those stats and those shifty insidious politicians are just lying for votes and America should be ejected from all international relations until they answer for their crimes".
No, no, all of a sudden we need to apply nuance when the Obvious-Fed-Fakest-Leftist-of-All-Time tags an angry Communist with "anti-imperialist left" scare-quotes as if this fucking weasel speaking has one grain of anti-imperialism in their ideological desert.
Symphony of the Night were catastrophic game design mistakes
Oblivion I think has the perfect mix of dialogue options and voice acting. Once you get over the fact that everyone in the world shares like 5 voices, it feels more natural. Morrowind I think is better written and its lore and questlines make more sense and are more fleshed out, but goddamn are those motherfuckers longwinded. You're telling me I can walk up to someone and barrage them with questions and they'll spout a wiki worth of information at me? Nah, I like Oblivion's more limited options. You can ask the average person 4 or 5 questions before they're like "Okay now get the fuck outta my face and do the job, chump".
Capcom has pulled from Hokuto no Ken's Raoh in their redesign of M. Bison and I'm going to FUCKING BLOW buy this shit like a dumb paypiggy
I'm gonna go Postal. And not just 2. I'm gonna go Postal 3.
