Bourbon.

Food distribution breakdown. I have 30 days of non-perishable food stored in the basement.

Also 4000 rounds of .223 and 3000 rounds of 7.62x39 in sealed ammo cans in the basement in case that isn't enough food.

porno magazines
large box of condoms
a bottle of Old Harper
panty shields
illegal fireworks
disposable enema

The US invaded Afghanistan rather than negotiate with its ruling power to hand over Bin Laden

To be fair, the US did try to negotiate with Afghanistan to extradite Bin Laden and the Taliban refused.