Owl [he/him] @ Owl @hexbear.net

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new guy idea:

racist guy who thinks westerners are smarter than people from the global south, not because of some inherent trait, but because they stole all the chocolate

v-tubers are a kind of animated avatar that people use on streaming platforms; places where you're sort of expected to have a webcam showing your reactions, but you don't want to because you're [trans and dysphoric, afraid of openly being a girl on the internet, shy, actually a dragon deep down, some other valid reason, or even an invalid reason because who cares]. They work various ways; some make the avatar try to map to what you're saying, some puppet it from keyboard controls, some try to match it to a webcam's output, whatever.

Hatsune Miku is a rubber band ball made of memes. There was a corporate mascot at some point, but tens of thousands of people have made her mean whatever they want her to mean, building layer after layer of conflicting meanings, until that's all there is. She's just Hatsune Miku.

a v-tuber, or virtual tuber, is a kind of root vegetable that grows naturally on the internet

like a benevolent tumor

uh, let me eat pear

The fireworks show takes place in a bird sanctuary

I'm starting a splitter movement in the name of this bunny.

Damnit, I saw MCTS and thought it'd be something neat, but then it's LLMs because of course every piece of tech news is LLMs.

Nah that's a vegan's nightmares.

Vegan nightmares are just nightmares that don't eat animal products.

Gives you vegan nightmares.

I saw single family homes on individual lots and was ready for the import of suburban lawns and car brain, but no, these actually look really nice.

I grew up in a conservative environment so I just assumed I was conservative until freshman year in high school, when the teacher had us fill out a generic left/right politics poll that placed me just right of center, which was the catalyst for me realizing that maybe I have political opinions, and I should figure them out. I was a progressive-leaning lib within a few months of that.

A long ways from now, honestly. Having a (D) after your name means a lot of checked out voters will pick you automatically, and it doesn't really cost you anything. The Dem establishment would employ just as much vitriol and ratfucking against him if that was an (I) or an (S).

Whenever something advertises itself to the world by making a lap through the daytime and morning talk show circuits, I assume malice.

I think it makes more sense to frame it as the US being multiple countries. The DC-NY corridor is the imperial core. California is one of the more privileged client states like South Korea. The middle is exploited colonies.

you talkin' shit?

I have a normal drip coffee machine (ML) but it's a goofy one with an internal karaffe so it looks like a keurig (Trot)

Feel free to invent a new tendency

is it wrong to pick up girls who are a dungeon?

the girl reading this

Whether they're in their house or not is all that's really needed for any monitoring purposes I can think of.

Of course, if you've compromised their 6 damn wireless nodes, you also know that they're home when their phone switches to wifi.