OldManBOMBIN @ OldManBOMBIN @lemmy.world

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What're you, casing the joint or somethin'?

Jason Bourne over here identifying everything in your bag every time you turn your back just in case he needs to call someone in the government and antagonize them for a few minutes.

What's your next move - take the strap off the bag and use it to tie yourself to the bottom of the train so a bald guy can't find you?

Seriously, though, you should steal that shit.

Sounds a little delusional to me, but you do you little buddy.

Yeah but the only thing it can hold is gravel and grit. No gravy, no chocolate milk- it all runs out the crack.

You can't psychoanalyze yourself, so you might wanna look into it. Just sayin'. Times are tough all around.

Finally, a normal fucking reply. What's with these sickos?

You may need to see a therapist then

No

I looked right at the community name, and I still completely and totally ate this one. My head was absolutely reeling by the time I got to "current roster of Congressmen and Senators" - I knew it couldn't be true, but I was too deep. I had to do three doubletakes when I got done.

What? No, like, y'know how we all kinda wanna die all the time- like how we all kinda hope the gas tanker crosses the line and there's nothing we can do about it. Y'know?

I've always wanted to be struck by lightning (and survive with relatively few complications). Not enough to tempt fate. Kinda like how everyone "wants to die," but they never actually kill themselves. Y'know?

Yup yup

Man, the Marines are looking very feminine these days.

It tasting like pork would be an indication that op is eating human flesh harvested from the new ICE facility that just opened in Florida. Pretty sure that's the joke they were going for.

If you have to ask, you can't afford em

I have a mental image of you in a basement sweatshop in Philadelphia- the air is full of smoke and there's a constant barrage of German speeches and gunfire being played over the loudspeaker, broken only by the occasional steam whistle. You take a longing glance out the window, wishing you were on one of the higher floors so you could jump. And there is it.

Pinecone.

Interesting. I definitely have, but maybe it was just on my own edited comments? Who's to say.

This means I can edit all of my comments to make the replies look insane. Excellent.

I live almost exactly on the opposite side of the planet from Australia; I just prefer to be chilly - especially while sleeping.

Also, did you edit your earlier comment? I could've sworn I replied to one that said "Even in the winter?" But now it mentions long pants being an option, and there's no icon indicating it was edited. Just wondering, because someone mentioned a similar situation (a comment they replied to being different) recently.

And during winter, I sleep in my underwear, with no shirt, and a fan going.