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  • That's how bad they've been. It just shows up

  • Because you've been a very BAD person, and you deserve to be SHRIEKED at

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  • Young Leatherman

    Sounds kinda cool. Like a baby Freddy Krueger

  • People who ignore problems are assholes. You know you have a problem, so just don't ignore it and you'll be fine.

    You stand at a fork in the road now - one path leads to you and your friends laughing about that time you almost went crazy; the other, to potentially serious, and possibly deadly, consequences.

    NTA, for now.

  • Thank you sir

  • That was my plan all along, and you fell right into it.

  • Unrelated question: do you find it odd that everyone's phones have started auto-capitalizing "internet"? I often wonder why that is.

  • No, I was lying. I don't treat women or cats like trash; I do make up outlandish stories sometimes, though.

  • I'm actually the one who took this "photo" (which is really a still image from a video). Everyone thinks the cat is jumping toward the camera, but it's actually flying backwards. My wife was being a real bitch that day, complaining about her allowance again, so I hurled her goddamn cat across the room and into the wall. I always film when I'm at home so that I have proof of what a bitch my wife is.

  • Nah you're good; I'm just Mandela Effecting people

  • You should repost versions of this in different communities with the I and E swapped just to fuck with people

    Edit: wait a sec was it already like that? I could've sworn it was the other way around when I left this comment.

  • Man, our musical tastes couldn't be more different. We should start a reality TV show together

  • We live in a society, am I right?

    I agree with your comment.

  • I dunno, I mean "song" is a pretty broad term. I'm pretty sure if I'd ever figured out how to work Fruity Loops I could probably prove you wrong there. As long as you're not expecting anything you'd enjoy listening to.

  • This is how my cousin talked me into letting her peg me

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    The ole "Morning Constitutional"

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    Anyone else surrounded by inelastic Dunning-Kruger hypocrites?

    196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Squirrule

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    Greg Sherman

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    Super high effort Sheeran meme

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    brb goin shopping in South Carolina

    Crappy Correlations @lemm.ee

    Ok last one

    Crappy Correlations @lemm.ee

    Also Food Service, Tech Service, Retail... You get the idea

    Crappy Correlations @lemm.ee

    Data Gathered From US Citizens (Sample size 1 guy)

    Crappy Correlations @lemm.ee

    Make It Stop

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    Title

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    This thought popped into my head the other day

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    My brudduh

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    The Rule is Stored in the Clit

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    More Lemmy Juxtaposition

    Fun Loops ▶️ @midwest.social

    The Kitchen, with Tim - Feeding Kitty Cats

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    You guys remember the disastrous 9th Bean Run?

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    What's the community for stuff like this?

    unions @lemmy.ml

    Just got word that the factory my father worked at for over 35 years is going union

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    I named my bat §kPetBat§r