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I don’t care I’m still going to buy Mario kart and have fun
Do not disrespect me
Man at ex wife’s wedding
“Speak now or forever hold your peace”
He internalizes it as “speak now or forever hold in your piss”
He holds in his piss for 2 days and then dies of renal kidney failure
I don’t care lol. Look how happy Kendrick is
I had a dream I was lost in the sea and I used a large office water jug to float in the sea. I might try this at the beach and see how long I can hold onto it to stay afloat
Waller Benitez handles a case where the defendant stalked a coworker and kept posting about her online without her knowledge
This site if full of Waller Benitez subscribers
My girlfriend she is Italian
I cooked her pasta and she says “this is not pasta”
Then I told her “I can throw it away pasta la vista”
Lol we’ve been together 2 years :dril:
Mom makes breakfast and I spit it out
She says “Mikey noooo…. Americans can’t afford egg and you spit it out”
I tell her “they can start laying egg if they can’t afford”
if the site needs to enact a policy that any kind of posting that might involve other people in our lives be relegated to DM only, then OK
Yeah, no. This is such a convenient ultimatum that benefits you, it just sounds like you’ll just use this as an excuse to slide into direct messages or make “feeling lonely please dm” posts.
This is not a serious issue and yet you’re being extremely defensive about something the majority of the website is against whilst playing the smol bean role for sympathy points. Stop posting about crushes, it’s creepy.
Come movie to Brazil
I get those goosebump every time
Won’t affect me in the slightest
Fart sounds 10 hours