MikeyChaz [none/use name] @ MikeyChaz @hexbear.net

fitness instructor from Brazil 🇧🇷 🤘

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Can you send MikeyChaz up and a link to my favorite song by pitbull please https://youtu.be/EPo5wWmKEaI

Having a shower and ironing my clothes is bourgeois actually

The internationale is cringe unfortunately

I think many of you think wearing unironed and slightly soiled clothes is a good thing

Pitbull is a working class hero, give me everything tonight

Despacito

I think every country’s government should leave a spot open for John Fettywap every four years like the World Cup

Cap

Having sex to the internationale and whichever country’s native language you bust to you have to move to there

Johnny Fetterman is using your US tax dollars to pay for flights to Brazil to get his ex wife back after she left him for his brain damage and the fact he never flushed the toilet or washed his hands after a poo

I met someone at physio who appeared sinister at first but then when we ended up talking he reminded me of my grandfather so I immediately thought he was cool. I asked him how he lost his hand and he said “it was a gift” and I was like “bro…” such a weird and cool thing to say but I think he’s making light of the situation I guess. He invited me to a community luncheon on Wednesday because he says he likes how “strong” I look lol. Free food I guess 🍽️🍽️🍽️

I usually only eat one hot dog at Costco but I convinced my girlfriend that I could have two of them and she said “you better eat them all” and I did but maybe I ate them too fast. About 30 minutes later I start feeling sick and then involuntarily soiled myself in the checkout. I think Costco wins this time

I miss my hand man 🤯. I start physio / rehab soon. I wonder when I’ll be able to carry weights. Dr said not to lift anything 20lbs wtf man

Her shift ends in 5 hours so I’ll get some rest 😴

I was feeling very bad so I called my doctor and he told me to go to the hospital. I think I have a bit more time before it gets serious though so I’m going to go to sleep first and when I wake up hopefully my gf can drive me there (hospital 1 hour away we share a car)

At least i fuck