I met my boss (for going on 19 years now) when he came in as a substitute teacher at college.

He likes to say "MightyLordJason got an A on my midterm so I offered him a job"

The Macbook Air with an M3 can drive two external monitors with the lid closed.

https://support.apple.com/en-ca/117373

I'm 55 and really like my Steam Deck

I don't have numbers, but I do see way more 8GB MacBooks for sale second hand than 16GB

I quite like my Kobo Libra Colour

The 30-day suspension is at roadside. There's a court hearing which can hand down a longer one on conviction.

Pretty sure that's a human in a dog costume .... 🙂

"And now, the mews"

Don't we all (at least we don't say differently)

The cat doesn't go there when the glowbox is on and noisy, the clock is brighter in the picture than it is in real life, and the phone isn't usually there 🙂

Nice 🙂

He finds that ... acceptable

We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Better, stronger, faster.

I believe Kindle can do this, if you use Send To Kindle and turn on the archive option. I used to do this with a Kindle Paperwhite and the Kindle app on my phone and computer, but it's been a while.