Jonathan12345

2y ago

I'm a Marxist-leninist normie neurotypical cisgender heterosexual non-vegan post-meta-ironist: Jonathan12345's ironic AMA

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Well he has a size advantage, and I'm just a normie.... so I'd say I would lose.

2y ago

I'm a Marxist-leninist normie neurotypical cisgender heterosexual non-vegan post-meta-ironist: Jonathan12345's ironic AMA

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Right. I'm so very privileged but I take it all for granted because I'm so detached from the third world! Yay!

2y ago

I'm a Marxist-leninist normie neurotypical cisgender heterosexual non-vegan post-meta-ironist: Jonathan12345's ironic AMA

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Nope.

2y ago

I'm a Marxist-leninist normie neurotypical cisgender heterosexual non-vegan post-meta-ironist: Jonathan12345's ironic AMA

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I am a Chinese normie who likes my country like every other normie, even though I live in burgerland. I then found genzedong and lemmygrad and they had stuff I agreed with.

2y ago

I'm a Marxist-leninist normie neurotypical cisgender heterosexual non-vegan post-meta-ironist: Jonathan12345's ironic AMA

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Neat.

2y ago

I'm a Marxist-leninist normie neurotypical cisgender heterosexual non-vegan post-meta-ironist: Jonathan12345's ironic AMA

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I still can't do that. You special people are making me feel inadequate as a normie!

2y ago

I'm a Marxist-leninist normie neurotypical cisgender heterosexual non-vegan post-meta-ironist: Jonathan12345's ironic AMA

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No, the only food I eat is shitty hamburgers, which contain pickles and bread, which isn't meat.

2y ago

I'm a Marxist-leninist normie neurotypical cisgender heterosexual non-vegan post-meta-ironist: Jonathan12345's ironic AMA

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I don't live in not average and normal places full of not normal and average people.

2y ago

I'm a Marxist-leninist normie neurotypical cisgender heterosexual non-vegan post-meta-ironist: Jonathan12345's ironic AMA

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What's an iron? I just throw them in the washing machine and forget about 'em!

2y ago

I'm a Marxist-leninist normie neurotypical cisgender heterosexual non-vegan post-meta-ironist: Jonathan12345's ironic AMA

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Sadly, as a normie, I am not in possession of these abilities :(

2y ago

I'm a Marxist-leninist normie neurotypical cisgender heterosexual non-vegan post-meta-ironist: Jonathan12345's ironic AMA

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I love Star Wars! But I have to say Harry Potter is even better. I love how Dumbledore is good and beats evil Voldemort, and I just LOVE using Harry Potter metaphors! Like, evil putler is Voldemort, and Dumbledore is, uhhh..... Joe Biden. My favorite ice cream flavor is vanilla, because it's bland and plain, just like me.

2y ago

I'm a Marxist-leninist normie neurotypical cisgender heterosexual non-vegan post-meta-ironist: Jonathan12345's ironic AMA

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You should care about me because I desperately want attention and I'm just mindlessly scrolling through hexbear and lemmygrad while feeling lonely and alienated! Oh no, so sad!

My favorite book is Heretics of Dune by Frank Herbert.

2y ago

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They still bothsided communjsm :( oh well, it's not like they could've openly advocated for communism or anything.

2y ago

Xi as Winnie the Pooh is racist

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"Yeah guys I'm totally not racist, I just think those dirty yellow ching-chongs are ugly and inferior to our superior white race and we should nuke all those subhumans to make way for more lebensraum for the white race !1!!1111!!1!111"