Comradeship // Freechat @lemmygrad.ml commiespammer @lemmygrad.ml 1 yr. ago

I'm a Marxist-leninist normie neurotypical cisgender heterosexual non-vegan post-meta-ironist: Jonathan12345's ironic AMA

Ask me anything! I've seen others make AMAs, and since I've wanted to make one for a long time, I finally can since I'm just following a trend now! You know, like normal people do?

Ask me anything you've always wanted to know about me, and I'll give you an ironic (or maybe sincere? It's too hard to tell at this point) answer.

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Are you capable of licking your nose? And your elbow?
- Sadly, as a normie, I am not in possession of these abilities :(
  
  What about your nose, then your elbow?
How did you become a communist? We need to tell the other tankies how to radicalize a normie.

P.S. Autocorrect tried to turn normie into “Mormon” lol
- I am a Chinese normie who likes my country like every other normie, even though I live in burgerland. I then found genzedong and lemmygrad and they had stuff I agreed with.
does non-vegan mean you only eat meat?
- No, the only food I eat is shitty hamburgers, which contain pickles and bread, which isn't meat.
Since you shouldn’t doxx yourself, tell me about everywhere except for where you live
- I don't live in not average and normal places full of not normal and average people.
Let’s say hypothetically, you and Ben Shapiro got in a fight. Could you beat him? (No weapons, only fists)
- Well he has a size advantage, and I'm just a normie.... so I'd say I would lose.
What are some of your favourite movies ? - gimme 3 ! Favourite Ice cream flavour ?
- I love Star Wars! But I have to say Harry Potter is even better. I love how Dumbledore is good and beats evil Voldemort, and I just LOVE using Harry Potter metaphors! Like, evil putler is Voldemort, and Dumbledore is, uhhh..... Joe Biden. My favorite ice cream flavor is vanilla, because it's bland and plain, just like me.
Have you ever played Team Fortress 2?
- Nope.
Steam or no steam, and do you iron your socks?
- What's an iron? I just throw them in the washing machine and forget about 'em!
  
  It's something that some men are made out of in some films that are similar to Harry potter (you'll love them) but set in America and there isn't a school.
Why should we care about you? What's your favorite book?
- You should care about me because I desperately want attention and I'm just mindlessly scrolling through hexbear and lemmygrad while feeling lonely and alienated! Oh no, so sad!
  
  My favorite book is Heretics of Dune by Frank Herbert.
The important question is left handed or right handed? Do you know your hand privilege?
- Right. I'm so very privileged but I take it all for granted because I'm so detached from the third world! Yay!
Have you read any good books lately?
- Yep. Harry Potter.
As a normal person, how do you feel about this video?

https://invidious.io.lol/watch?v=9Ehzhe5dEjI

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