Mark Cuban is a business genius because he sold all of his Yahoo! stock before it fell off a cliff. He probably saw where things were going after they acquired a bullshit company for $5.7 billion.

Of course, he was the guy that sold them the $5.7 billion bullshit company so he had some obvious clues.

Holy fuck it's real.

I spent way too much of my life beating up on myself for never completing higher education before truly understanding this truth.

What STILL blows me away is that Rush had a B.Sc in Aerospace Engineering from Princeton, yet ignored the obvious problems with a carbon fiber hull on a submersible that were easily explained by a former truck driver.

Me: "Damn, did Dan Quayle die, I don't remember that..."

*checks Google which confirms he is still alive.

Me: "RIP, Mr Potatoe. You really stuck it to Murphy Brown."

Oh no! It's so hard to find other musicians that can replicate David's contribution to those songs, where as any one can stand in for Roger.

Meanwhile the same chuds post FB/IG rage memes about how genZers being millionaires from OF or drug dealing while they have to work for a living only to throw money at this vaporware.

You're right, I've changed.

If you've picked up on any of her shit takes over the last three or so years, you've already read it.

Hillary: "Wow, we barely beat Bernie in the primary when he shouldn't have even taken us to Iowa, and only using dirty tricks. Something is really going on with the left in this cycle. I'm going to have to consider my VP pick carefully in a way that expresses that I'm ready to look past our different views and build a coalition......." "Pfft, J/K!! Here's Tim "Pro Life" Kaine! Don't like it!? STFU Bitches!"

If this keeps up, Churchill is going to send the army into Wales again.

If you were old enough to play this game when it was new (arcade), then you were already an adult when it went down live.

Yeah, this is going to bring back all those subscribers Cenk.

it will have to truly break from Mélenchon in the way that the UK’s Labour party broke from Corbyn

By mounting baseless attacks of antisemitism to eject him only for him secure his riding as an independent because he's still more loved and respected than any of your party members?

Liberals: "We were nearly obliterated in recent elections. Clearly this is a sign that we need to be even MORE dogmatic to neoliberal economic and social policies. Liberalism has only failed because True Liberalism® has never been achieved, but you communists need to grow up and abandon your silly utopian fantasy"

Oooh, you're a Havard grad who ran with McKinsey before you ran Sony. Yes, tell me more about "that's life".

Right this way to the , sir!

....We have Kelly at home.

Wait till they find out that it's the staff stealing all the shit and not the customers. Then wait until they find out that all the staff that are ripping the place off are all in management.

Production Assistant: "Let's try to make the set look kinda like a kid's show. Let's just move this out of frame........."

Maher: "I said leave the fucking decanter where it is!"

SpaceX will be alongside the space shuttle and Soyuz as groundbreaking achievements in human spaceflight.