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You are the same type of person who still thinks Helldivers 2 is fun

There's so much room for activities

Spider meat burritos are about to get even more affordable in the UK, seriously I can't wait

Votes should be transparent for everyone. Right now the system assumes that mods/admins are somehow inherently more responsible than the average user, but well, just look at the garbage clusterfuck admin/mod teams of certain instances. You're telling me you're gonna trust these people with this information and not everyone else? Get the fuck outta here.

What is the psychological phenomenon called when people can't separate reality from fiction? Seems more specific and applies to a wider crowd than just, say, schizophrenia.

Also did any of these motherfuckers ever watch or read Harry Potter? Lord Voldemort was actually evil but nobody wanted to kill Ralph Fiennes.

Follow up question: if he was a zombie, would you marry him?

S-cup boobies, yeah

Thanks for letting us know it was the writer, nobody would've known who that guy was if you hadn't said.

Hell yeah. Also fuck thin scroll bars.

He was temporarily removed from his criminal cases while he undergoes training. Technically yes, he was "removed from the bench" but that is misleading as it makes it seem like he was fired, which he was not.

I like using Imgur because it offloads the bandwidth to them rather than making instances host it.

If a vulnerability in a system exists, then eventually someone WILL try to exploit it.

When you could walk up to the strippers in Duke Nukem 3D and they would flash their titties at you.

Beehaw's primary identity as an instance is "to be nice to people" which you know what, that's fine, but personally I think it's super annoying lol. Also there are some users from that instance who were also outspoken and especially annoying but I don't see them commenting as much these days.

I quickly realized professional artists can recreate eachothers songs, from scratch, in like a few hours.

Lol as someone who produces music for a hobby, this amused me. My actual niche in production is doing song recreations like that.

Yeah. It's originally from Reddit, though.

"Updoots to the left <<<<<<"

edit: thanks for gold kind stranger

edit edit: wow 69 upvotes, thanks y'all are too kind

The guy was director of the FBI and CIA and still had time to write a famous dictionary. A true American folk hero.

Why should I watch Re:Zero? (not adversarial, I'm curious)

One of the buttons might have been the "evacuate bowl onto floor" option. Aren't all toilets like this? Flushing was a fun adrenaline-fueled adventure the first time before I knew which button was which.