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And Handjob Barbie is involved as well, the skank that wanked off her date at the theatre with -I think- kids all around her.
Only an imbecile would trust these two scumbags.

Completely agree, and the stonkingly overinflated ego on them to even contemplate an inking of the idea that society would collapse just because some scummy paedo cunts get some well deserved comeuppance is astonishing.

Christ, fucking baboons do a better job keeping their societies running more smoothly then these kiddie fiddling chucklefucks.
Plus there would be many more people chomping at the bit to do their 'jobs', but do it better.

Send the nonces to prison, fuck sake.

I think they are just looking for their lost dignity. Somebody should tell them they are going to need something with serious magnification to find even a trace of it.

You didn't get me eating any onion this time, but I'll admit that I had to look at which sub this was in before realising it was satire.

"I can forgive someone being a 34 times convicted felon, a grifting conman, a toddler brained schoolyard bully who shits themselves, a proven and convicted rapist, an obvious racist, a person with well over 20 different court cases about sexual assault, a very verrrrry failed 'business' man, a person who raped his wife Ivana when his hair transplant went wrong, a russian agent and traitor, a person who cheats at golf, a treasonous thief of top secret documents, a daughter lusting pervert, a person who was Epsteins best friend, a pussy grabbing letch, a multi times bankrupted imbecile, an 'alleged ;⁠-⁠);⁠-⁠)' violent gang rapist of a 13 year old youngster, a paedo who ogles undressed young girls in competitions at his hotel ...but, BUT there is one thing I will not and can not forgive and that is using an autopen!!! The horror! Th..the, frankly, the communism of it! It just will not stand!!"

Don't worry. I'd buy a shit ton of extra TVs so I could watch it from every angle and not miss a single second of it.

That is absolutely useless advice. Guys, if you are worried about the cuts then simply just make more money to give to your insurance companies! Or ask daddy for a bigger trust fund.
See, easy.

Right, I'm tired after giving you that FREE advice so I'm off to my second holiday home for a week or two to recharge my batteries before my annual month summer holiday.

I refused to buy anything Sony due to the dodgy shit from the PS3 days. And that's anything, no TV's or phones. Nothing. If a film is made by Sony I don't go to the cinema to see it.

Microsoft is the same. I have only once bought anything from Microsoft and that was a licence for a windows operating system but I can't even remember which version it was. I know it was from before Windows7. However, never again.

And now Nintendo is on my shit list.

Hey, tRUMP has conviction! 34 felony convictions (⁠☞ﾟ⁠∀ﾟ⁠)⁠☞ ☜⁠ ⁠(ﾟ⁠∀ﾟ⁠☜⁠ ⁠)

40 odd years ago I wanted lots of stuff from the us. Too much to mention

30 years ago I wanted the cool tech, movies and TV shows etc, fast food etc. Video games and so on.

20 years ago all I wanted from the us was fast food and movies.

10 years ago all I wanted was one thing from the us. Movies. That's it, just one thing.

For the last 5 years it went up as I wanted two things. Movies and to hold the obese orange fuckbasket accountable for his many, many crimes.

Now today, though, I just want him to be accountable.
I don't give two shits about the shit food and the even more shitty movies or any of that useless crap, just do the fucking decent thing and make him feel the consequences of his actions. Just fucking once.

The decline of the us started decades ago. The collapse of the us started in 2016.

The right hand side panel is 100% impossible.

The words from the obese TurdNugget in that panel are far too concise. There are no unnecessary rambling tangents or word salads vomiting out from his disgusting face. Which is impossible for the mushy brained orange toddler.

Paywall. Any other links?

Betting on things is legal in the UK, and we have something called an accumulator. Basically you pick a number of horses/dogs/etc and then choose X number of races.
If what you pick wins the first race then it's automatically put on the second and so on. If one of your picks loses then you lose the lot.

Anyways in the early 90s a mate of mine won a 15 horse accumulator. He put £1 in and won something like £270000. Astonishingly, astonishingly lucky. Especially as he knew nothing about horses and basically picked them all because of their names!!

He talked about expensive holidays or to go to las Vegas to "carry on his winning streak" and buying expensive cars etc. At that time our friend group consisted of about 8 lads and we all sat him down in a pub and all basically said "stop talking like a twat".
It took a bit of time, negotiation, and compromise but in the end he decided to buy a modest house outright, take about £10k for stupid shit, and invest the rest. Which he did.

Within a few years he was basically set for life. House paid for and money from good investments. He gave up his stressful job and got a job working as a school caretaker.
Life took us all in different directions and countries but he is still set up and enjoying life. Never went to las Vegas though, which is probably definitely a good thing!!

I get that you see that phone as a 'status symbol' because it's expensive and all of the marketing, and how other kids look at you etc etc. The thing is if you didn't buy it and can't afford it then it's a false status.
Also the whole 'status symbol' etc thing is just a money trap designed to keep everyone poor/in debt, but that's something you'll -hopefully- realise as you age.

And that isn't just about that phone, it'd be the same if you won a Ferrari to drive, or a castle to live in. If you can't afford the things to begin with then you can't afford the upkeep of them. When you've been lucky then the clever thing is to sell it on and do something worthwhile with the money.
In a few years time the phone will be basically worthless. Hell, in a few months time it'll be worth a lot less. And you'll be looking back and thinking "Shit, I should've sold it when I had the chance to make some proper money on it instead of trying to be flashy in front of my mates"
Another thing to remember is that in a few years time few -if any at all- of these schoolmates will remember you and your phone. They'll be off living their own lives. And there's the chance that if they do remember it'll be more like "Hey, remember that kid who won the iPhone and would ponce around school with it pretending to be rich? What was their name again?"

I know this advice is going to fall on deaf ears but the smart move here is to sell it, buy another phone, and do something special with the money.

Hard disagree.

Everyone should be calling him a rapist, because he is.
Also they should be talking about all the court cases for the rapes and sexual assaults as well.

Ok, no, it won't change any maga 'minds'. They are too far gone, but I'm sure there are a lot of people out there that don't know he's a convicted rapist.
And if they don't know that then they won't know about all the other 'alleged' 😏😏 rape and sexual assault cases

Good idea.
On an unrelated note, {grabs knife}, where do you live exactly?

There is already one and he leads it.

Tacky 'golden' rapist kit.

Balaclava with 'golden' thread around the holes.
Pair of 'real' faux leather gloves with your initials sewn on to the back in the same golden 😏😏 thread.
Chloroform bottle with a plastic gold coloured cap (alternatively just buy his shitty perfume, it's the same fucking thing)
1 weapon of choice: knife, bat, rope. Whichever you choose will be lightly wafted with some gold spray paint from a rattle can.

Hey, I like him!!

J/k, he's a cunt.

The ex X CEO exited? Excellent!!