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  • People who say “dead chat” are the dirt beneath my feet. Oh? Really? The chat is dead? Thanks for letting me know! I’m sure this acknowledgment will sprout life back into the chat at once.

    Saying “dead chat” is a waste of metaphorical oxygen. You want to revive chat? Bring up how your bathroom has mold, that you got your sister pregnant, send a meme, send ANYTHING but “dead chat.” It does nothing but waste notifications and time.

    I know I’m making a mountain out of a molehill, but I’ll die on that molehill.

  • “That’s Bwuh.”

    “Huh?”

    “No. Wrong.”

  • Activating my kritzkrieg so I can get guarantied crits on my gender

  • I remember hearing that either the Navy or Marines had rampant gay sex. If I can get that through torrenting, I’m in.

  • I am terrified thinking about how many pilots or aircraft engineers zerk off to aeromorph porn. There is too much plane porn online, some of you people are lying about being innocent.

  • Marge absolutely going ham on Homer in the banner ad while I’m trying to zerk it to family-friendly incest porn :/

  • “I anxiously await your unboxing video,” he wrote.

    Lmao

  • I will never back down from the death hill of “SHIFT is run, CTRL is crouch.” I don’t care what Minecraft’s defaults say, every other game I’ve played has had it this way.

  • Would For both

  • Nonono, you don’t understand, dude. See, there’s these hats, right? But sometimes, the hat has this super rare effect, see? And, if I spend $2.50 per crate key, I can sell that unusual hat for more than I spent on the key, making profit. OR — hear me out — or: I could spend the unusual i unbox on MORE crates and keys, and get more unusuals.

    That’s not digital gambling, right? Right.

  • Yeah I wouldn’t mind beheading a congressperson that passes networking laws which hinder piracy

    I mean, I would do the same in regards to a lot of laws. We really gotta pull a France, people.

  • https://movie-web.app/

    A free and open source online web app for streaming content. They’re committed to no ads, pop ups, or other weird malicious stuff you’d see on other streaming sites. Binge a series or two!

    Wait— this was posted 24 hours ago. Oh well.

  • If you don’t mind sideloading and refreshing the app from your PC every 7 days, I recommend (and use) uYou+ as a sideloaded app. It has PiP capabilities w/o needing premium, along with a built-in video downloader, sponsorblock, and adblock.

    Link: https://github.com/qnblackcat/uYouPlus

  • The Enterprise and Millennium Falcon should put aside their differences and sloppy kiss, boobs pressed together, etc.

  • Now we know we’ve reached parity with Twitter, we have people sharing misinformation!

  • If you don’t want to pay for premium, I recommend (and use) uYou+ as a sideloaded app. It has PiP capabilities w/o needing premium, along with a built-in video downloader, sponsorblock, and adblock.

    Link: https://github.com/qnblackcat/uYouPlus

  • Honestly, I've loved it. I recommend Alexandrite for desktop and Voyager for mobile.

    I've had rich discussion within various communities, and I'm excited to see Lemmy grow, even if it takes some pitfalls and time.