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  • Daaaamn girl, nice rack

  • I think people who prefer things other than what I prefer should be round up and shot.

  • They finally rebuilt him; they had the technology.

  • The feeling of resting on a slowly deflating air mattress before you pack it up is amazing. I remember one time, my sister (now wife) and I went on a camping trip with an inflatable mattress, and we both just slooowly let it deflate while we laid on it before we packed it up. Good times!

  • I don’t own an FM radio small enough to shove up my ass, which a phone with FM would solve. I’m sure phone designers will realize their untapped market soon enough.

  • I’ve been running modified Spotify IPAs and desktop scripts for years to get around paying premium; here’s to hoping that I can still play these audiobooks!

  • I dunno about you, but THIS Queerie is trying their best to de-Google.

  • Na.

    Jump
  • I’m a grown man; I eat the crust.

  • Friday in my timezone, sorry.

  • Hell yeah, you got that mini toilet brush type shit. Enjoy!!

  • Hell yeah, here’s to hoping for wider adoption. Keep on truckin’.

  • “Oh god! Our house is living right next to a source of renewable energy! The horrors! People will gawk at the unsightly solar panels!”

    Nah man I’m just happy renewable energy is growing. Coat my house in windmills and panels, baby. Turn that shit into a functional aesthetic.

  • Oh no, they’re getting desperate

  • Phones should have FM radio not as an emergency feature, but as a method of banging out the tunes. I wanna jam out at a campsite with no downloaded music and no cell service.

  • People who say “dead chat” are the dirt beneath my feet. Oh? Really? The chat is dead? Thanks for letting me know! I’m sure this acknowledgment will sprout life back into the chat at once.

    Saying “dead chat” is a waste of metaphorical oxygen. You want to revive chat? Bring up how your bathroom has mold, that you got your sister pregnant, send a meme, send ANYTHING but “dead chat.” It does nothing but waste notifications and time.

    I know I’m making a mountain out of a molehill, but I’ll die on that molehill.

  • “That’s Bwuh.”

    “Huh?”

    “No. Wrong.”