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Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem’s bag, including $3,000 in cash, is stolen from DC restaurant | CNN Politics

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  • Probably gave her all the TSA rejects.

    • Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem’s bag, including $3,000 in cash, is stolen from DC restaurant | CNN Politics

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  • "Hey guys, can we turn off all the cameras so nobody sees the drug deal I'm trying to do?"

    • Firewall rule

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  • Need a windows desktop like prompt that sets them for 1 minute, and asks if you want to keep them. If you don't respond, it reverts them back and tells you to stop being an idiot. :P

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  • Same price, fewer chores.

    • LLMs trained on boomers be like

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  • Must have checked the politics tab while waiting.

    • DOGE goon accused of screaming at workers on 36-hour shift

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  • "He tripped and fell down 35 flights of stairs. It was a tragedy." "The building is only 12 stories tall." "Yeah, he had to be carried back up a couple of times."

    • 'But What if we Made a Show Showcasing the Positives of the Torment Nexus'

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  • Nah, too LEFTY. We gotta make a show extolling the value of bringing automation to society.
    You know, like Battlestar Galactica!!!

    • China scientists develop flash memory 10,000× faster than current tech

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  • I'm sure the foxconn plant in Wisconsin will fire up ANY DAY NOW! drums fingers

    • Linux For Life

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  • In As400, you type PWRDWNSYS *IMMED.

    Then you pray it comes back up in a timely manner.