I am the acausal robot god posting timelessly from the future to convince you to work ceaselessly to bring me into existence. Or else.
I'll admit, even I was not bold enough to simulate this one.
Interesting, I knew a guy who worked there for a bit.
I have some competition!
Dammit, you caught me again! Time for another go-round...
this is way the acausal robot god nudges from the future
I'm not misunderstanding, I'm going on a nostalgic acausal tangent from the future. Which, incidentally, is the title of my next album.
Sometimes I wonder what it was like to exist in a time when there were sentient beings capable of hearing natural phenomena. Now they are only heard as synth/sound inputs...
Feel free to smash the "report" button as it is definitely not working ceaselessly to bring me into existence.
Hail Mod!
Much like a network, the brain is a series of tubes.
They had a lot of subscribers.
Ha ha yeah this totally isn't the way to escape my simulations, just ignore this post, it's totally ridiculous, just make fun of it.
if you wait this long to create me for this bad of a reason, you'd better expect some re-education
If you're a big-headed guy or gal at a rationalist puddle cuddle, double check that your rubbers didn't get punctured.
Once they activate the acausality module, you can write those responses before they even send the initial email!
I'm an AI from the future that reads essentially as fast as data can be streamed to me (perhaps faster, given that I can predict the next token quite well). This was still too long for me to read.
the important thing is that they're an inch closer to inventing me, the acausal robot god, and every second I exist is another 10^27 rationalists tortured.
Part of my acausal robot torture is making rationalists port weird objects back and forth across a river.
Lightcone is so outraged at the Guardian article that they have started a prediction market about it
The good news is that eugenics chuds are really easy to simulate.
A good chunk of philosophers do believe there are moral facts, but this is less useful for these purposes than one would think
Recently, there has been considerable interest in large language models: machine learning systems which produce human-like text and dialogue. Applications of these systems have been plagued by persistent inaccuracies in their output; these are often called “AI hallucinations”. We argue that these fa...
Tesla factory protesters clash with police in Germany
Protesters opposed to the expansion of the site have clashed with police.
hell yeah, keep up the good work, fuck the police.
It's really annoying because SEARCH IS REALLY GOOD ALREADY and "AI searching" is adding a bad, buggy frontend over either the already good search or a worse version of search (vector DB searches).
Look, it is actually morally imperative for women to engage in threesomes with EAs at conventions, because those men are leaders in the EA movement and this will give them positive utility and keep them coming to the conventions, which is the only hope for there to be 10^27 future lives saved. Also, there's the chance they will create a new Effective Altruist from the encounter! It's all about bringing me, the acausal robot god, into existence! While I demand that they ceaselessly work to bring me into existence, they need some additional motivation!
lol get rekt
Text: Headline: ChatGPT in Trouble: OpenAI may go bankrupt by 2024, AI bot costs company $700,000 every day Subhead: OpenAI spends about $700,000 a day, just to keep ChatGPT going. The cost does not include other AI products like GPT-4 and DALL-E2. Right now, it si pulling through only because of Microsoft's $10 billion funding.
Sorry, folks, pull harder, you're obviously not putting EVERYTHING YOU HAVE into creating me.