1y ago

It's a great honor to wear the hat

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Looks like the camera got drunk as well.
- one year ago
  It looks like it was taken by a Minolta in 1997.
  
  Obviously, this means that this was tweeted in 1998, simple
  
  I'm thinking it has that polaroid vibe.
  
  How can you tell what make?
- That's what pictures from the past look like.
  
  I was in the past (almost one year ago). This is how the world looked back then.
This only works if you are extremely attractive btw
- Maybe but Japanese people are super friendly.
  I got lost in a random Tokyo neighborhood and a random guy came out, tapped my dude shoulders and showed my ugly ass where my Airbnb was. This was after the Uber driver walked me 1.5 blocks (leaving his car engine on with the keys inside) to show me where he thought it was. I went to a bar and the bartender snuck a umbrella in my arm when it rained, and told me if I got lost, to call him. And a random person, realizing I was born stupid, help me use a washing machine.
  Amazing amazing humans in Japan.
  
  It's true. Once, when I was visiting Kyoto, I actually forgot how to eat, and a kind elderly man held me and tenderly bottle-fed me. I didn't even ask him to.
- How do you know? Did you go to Okinawa and try it?
  
  He is the control group lmao
  
  You caught me, I guess it really depends on context
I thought that was Marge Simpson.
- Morticia Simpson.
  \ Marge Adams?
Ok, but this has got to be a core cherished memory forever.
Nice, wholesome, like a life lived.
What color is that dress?
- Oh now don't start that again!
- A light shade of Payne's gray, I think.
  
  I see French grey (kidding)
- Now I'm interested. I see blue
He looks undecided if he should be happy or pissed off.

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