You control the children you created (the sims)

Last one is the only one I actually got (and MHA actually). It's animal crossing. Edit: Oh! Second to last is Artemis Fowl

weirdly attractive robot gives you a gun and makes you walk through differently shaped rooms. then, you walk through other differently shaped rooms without the robot making you. depending on the version, other robots make you walk through differently shaped rooms.

Psychopaths killing psychopaths for better guns.

You're dead, everyone you meet is dead, the world itself is dead... And yet it just keeps going and getting worse, somehow.

E: I assure you, this is a game franchise and not just a metaphor for real life.

a bunch of dumbass scientists shove a cool crystal into a big device that somehow leads to several alien invasions.

1. Pokemon
2. ?
3. My Hero Academia
4. Attack on Titan
5. Zelda?
6. Animal Crossing

Gay people argue in front of a judge, and your ghost mentor makes your friend's boobs grow bigger while giving you advice.

A promising young athlete gets cool face tattoos and befriends a cranky dog tamer

Travel the galaxy, pick your favorite prime color.

a sociopathic mammal gets elected as the president of the united states, and through the power of friendship defeats a rainbow cult on the moon by violently murdering its leader.

thousands of really annoying people suddenly descend upon a small town and absolutely terrorize it in a never-ending festival of 24/7 raves and street racing, causing countless car wrecks and massive property damage to the locals

Internet spaceships is serious business.

Extremely strong man destroys and builds stuff

woman hunts metal animals for some fuckin reason idk

Destry the local economy by flooding the market with groceries, animal products, and fermented goods.

Animal genocide in the name of fashion

Game: bodily fluid kills monsters

Book: black juice shows you horrors

vegetable commits many crimes

farm boy gets pointy ears to make a mess and then just leaves

colonial iceman sacrifices ally, wages war and talks with himself

telepaths vs sociopaths

arranged marriage runaway gets stuck in infernal bureaucracy

holy thief gets cucked by holy mariner with holy architect

Japanese man gets into fist fights with every criminal organization in his country for plot reasons. And wins.

Guy/Gal join group of white haired secret organization to fight against various divinities and ghost of a long lost past. Ends up saving the universe from nihilistic bird in the process.

Cartoon addiction combines with superpower to stop war

Man pisses off god, gets turned into small demon child.

Music: pretentious hermit writes metal that's "too grandiose and complex to perform live" (it ends up getting performed live and sells out the venue five times in a single weekend) (Ayreon)

Game: WHAT'S UP WITH ALL THESE FLYING EYES‽‽‽ (Terraria)

Game developer removes the logout button & makes his hardware literally kill people and calls both a feature

Teenager eats a mummy, fights ghosts then a bunch of people die.

Space Mom and Space Dad are fighting again and the kids are getting sick of their shit.

Some rich girl creates a realistic robot

Hotsex IV

Heavy use of incest to gain control over Afro-Eurasia

What do you mean Japan was never Emperor of the Holy Roman Empire?

Explore space, meet new people, kill them and eat them when they shoot your dog.

Read books, feed the door, dream the riddles answer, become one that will never die.

here's an easy one: anthropomorphic eulipotyphlan runs around beating the crap out of a roughly spherical human

Everyone is dead

The fantabulous adventures of a secondary character that is bigger than life and death

"Your gods are false. Here are some guns."

Bisexual Hamster Wheel

Bisexual Hamster Wheel II

You're driving along and then you're struck by lightning and shrink.

guy hates free beer
(okay, for all 'it's, this is really stretching it)

you play as a weird 'slanky' thing (quoth markiplier), get eaten by a lizard, and lore back into existence
technically you can NOT be eaten by a lizard, but no one's ever done that