I'm hoping I'll poop tonight so I don't have to poop on the plane tomorrow.
I'm hoping I'll poop tonight so I don't have to poop on the plane tomorrow.
How's your day going?
Wouldn't wanna be arrested for saying you need to go "blow up the bathroom."
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4 0 ReplyHey ooooh!
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My poop schedule is so routine that even if I poop late in the night, I still need to poop in the morning when I wake up.
4 0 ReplyWhere are you going?
3 0 ReplyJust landed in Toronto. Heading to Niagara. Plane landed early so we got time to kill.
4 0 ReplyYou mean, time to poop!
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Considering I flew today I made sure to drink/eat whatever irritating thing to make sure I was empty on the plane. Short flight but wasn't worth the risk especially since one toilet was broken.
3 0 Replysolved pooping for myself using an enema twenty years ago. not a single trouble, I poop whenever I want, and I do it in 40 seconds maximum. sprinkle ~70ml of water, blow out, rinse the butt, done.
2 0 ReplyThe bidet is useful for getting things started.
1 0 Replyyes. the bidet when you poop at home, and an enema when you are not at home.
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Glyercerin suppositories are your friend. And welcome to Niagara from an ex-pat.
2 0 Replypor que no los dos?
(I'm flying to Spain tomorrow)
1 0 ReplyCan you do that? Willing yourself to poop is an amazing feat.
1 0 ReplyUnfortunately no. Fortunately I didn't need to go on the plane either.
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i take Imodium before flying. every 4 hours if it's that long
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