1y ago

Elon Musk wins Tesla shareholder vote for $56 billion pay package

www.nbcnews.com

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Shareholders adding value to society as usual I see.
Shareholders present at the company’s annual meeting Thursday, held at Tesla’s Texas gigafactory, cheered and gave a standing ovation when general counssel Brandon Ehrhart announced the results of the vote. The margin of victory was not immediately clear.
“I just want to start off by saying: Hot damn, I love you guys,” Musk said as he leapt around on the stage Thursday. “I think we’re not just opening a new chapter for Tesla, we’re starting a new book.”
Can't imagine how much a Elon fanboy those shareholders are. "Yay!!! Let's give billions of shares to the craziest billionaire in the world! Surely he won't dump them to pay that xitter fiasco, surely the price won't crash, we're going to raise more value on an already overvalued company"
- Come on, it's only overvalued about 600%
What is it about humans that makes us so gullible and susceptible to parasocial star worship, against clear self-interest?
I suppose it's the P.T. Barnum quote - a timeless trait of humanity, and social media and the Internet has just made it more efficient for fewer narcissists to fool more people much more quickly. But these shareholders just voted to throw away their money and cheered when they won.
I just think of mentally ill persons who are a danger to themselves breaking free of restraints to stab themselves in the eye with a fork, and then celebrating.
- What the fuck they going pay him with? The company never even made that much money. Guess Telsa is closing it doors.
  
  According to Google ai (the same "intelligence" that is suggesting to add glue to pizza) Tesla has 15 billion in profits yearly, so it's "just" three years of profits.
  But this number seems off because dividing that number by the number of cars sold in one year it means that they have a 9k pure profit on each car sold. Seems too much?
  And if they're drowning in money why they summarily fired all that people? Just because the CEO is a psychopath and finds it fun?
  
  I think they’re going to give him newly-issued stock, not cash. However, the newly issued stock will not be backed by new capital (i.e. nobody would have given the company money in exchange for the stock), so what will happen is that existing shares will have their values diluted, i.e. they will be worth less.
  In other words, shareholders will pay for Elon’s compensation by devaluing their investments, and not by drawing money out of Tesla’s coffers.
  $56B is roughly 10% of Tesla’s market cap of $581B, so shares should be devalued by about that same rate.
  
  Guess Telsa is closing it doors.
  There's a joke about panel gaps to be made here.
- I think of Lenny from Of Mice and Men. Too stupid to know what to do when things go south, so he just hangs on real tight. Next thing you know, your holding penny stocks and Curlys's wife has a snapped neck.
I wouldn't expect shareholders to be the brightest folks at this point in the timeline.
"In case you haven't caught on, I just slipped my dick down your throat, and you thanked me for it." ~ ~~Negan Smith~~ Elon Musk
- At least Negan had some redeeming qualities.
I don't know why I bothered to hope. I'm so tired of being disappointed in humanity.
- Humans are good enough. It's the shareholders who suck here.
Does this mean the coffee machine in the office kitchen is not getting fixed?
Apes, stupid together.
Would have really liked to know the vote totals

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