7
comments
My dog just watched me pull a raccoon out of my fireplace, now he just keeps looking at me. I can only imagine what he thinks just happened.
7 0 ReplyBy their second year, every American raccoon has fired at least three guns.
7 0 ReplyYeah I'm sorry America, but if the Racoon's take up arms, y'all are screwed.
6 0 ReplyThe tide of the opossum/raccoon war turned when the opossums started making tanks.
4 0 ReplyIt's not named that because they're against each other, it's named that because they're united against us
5 0 Reply
Nobody talks about the consequences of failing attempts to kill raccoons. Instead live trap them so you can interrogate them about their leader
3 0 ReplyThe perfect organism
1 0 ReplyThey've become sentient
1 0 Reply
You've viewed 7 comments.
Scroll to top