My testicles retreated into my body upon reading that. They're afraid to come out.
145 0 ReplyI'm in your walls and I brought my scissors with me. You sleep soundly.
Snip snip
59 2 ReplyNah, it's like with garlic. There are many ways to cut, but what really brings out the flavour is if you crush it. Which is why I'm in the ceiling with my hammer.
Whomp whomp
17 1 ReplyYou zhink we are making with the funny jokes, Labowski?
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You and me both brother
18 0 ReplyI don't even have balls yet I felt some sort of phantom pain reading this.
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What the fuck do not do this
89 0 ReplyI know at least one dude who's parents caught him trying to cut off his balls with garden sheers when he was young in the 90s. They stopped him and he went on to play football and marry a woman and all the stuff his folks wanted. I wonder how he's doing now.
57 2 ReplyThat has totally happened.
54 1 ReplyBut it is in the internet!
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Big fucking cap, you would immediately be known after you as a young kid screamed after even breaching the skin
43 1 ReplyJesus Christ I may have dysphoria but I don't have thatphoria
40 0 Replyba dum tsss
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Currently 18 and will start HRT this month, why should we transition before 25 ?
9 2 ReplyAfter 25, the balls grow permanent roots into your brain and it's impossible to sniidy snip then.
35 0 ReplyGet medical advice from a doctor, not a green text by a person who scissored their balls off in a hospital bathroom.
30 0 ReplyI think because your body i still developing and can adpt to the changes way better.
12 1 ReplyOh ok, i've heard about it, but more in a teenager context, also can't wait to be under hrt too
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get sent to an institution because my parents think I'm insane.
They were right.
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