Heckin' Sophistimicated

Bowie's gonna lead a startup, Bowie's gonna increase his chess elo ranking, Bowie's gonna chew on a stick he found in the park

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This dogs LinkedIn profile description "Crypto Evangelist, Influencer, Hates Cats, Loves Snacks, frequent Axe Throwing competition player".
Bowie is sophistimicated. Actually, I think Bowie has more stylish clothes than I do.
Bowie has big opinions about headphones. Bowie just started Crossfit.
This dog is as fully millennial as any dog ever was.