no bargains, i know what i have

The type of guy who fits in 38/34s does not take a "lite™" shit.

Buy pre-shat and save.

This shitposting is getting too real

It’s like that shitting machine developed at the University of Michigan which required 411 shits to work a Tootsie Pop through a pair of Levi's

Can't wait for the sequel "heavily shat pants".

I might go as low as 39 but that's pushing it

That’s a huge steal right there