The new iPhone 15 USB-C out isn’t gimped. I’ve hooked up headphones, a headset, an Ethernet adapter and they all worked. Even supports DP-Alt mode and you can hook up an external monitor with audio output.
I had picked up a Analogue Pocket and loaded every Nintendo and Sega game on it.
I had to stop and think about what young me would think if I handed him something the size of a gameboy and said this is EVERYTHING.