Jesus knew his pronouns
Jesus knew his pronouns
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Isn't "I" also a pronoun? Making this sentence 2/3 pronouns.
At least that's how it works in my native tongue.
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Dang, the pronoun discussion has lead me to forget that pronouns include I, we and they. I'll make use of this.
"What are your pronouns?"
"I / me"
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"They" is preferred for people unsure which or none. I think if you tell them you're hung and have the right the jeans, it's all good.
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That’s John assuming Jesus’s pronouns.
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John Jesus Jingleheimer Schmidt
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Joey Jo-jo Jesus Shabadoo
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His name is my name too
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Whenever we go out...
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Forgot the next bit!
John 18:6 ESV
When Jesus said to them, “I am he,” they drew back and fell to the ground.
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I usually think grammatical gender is pretty useless in Indo European languages, with most of them having to gender a washing machine, but afro Asiatic ones have a fun additional quirk: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polarity_of_gender
Essentially the numbers have to be the opposite gender of whatever it's married to.
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Some languages just don't have any genders which is better
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Armenian and Persian are the main Indo European languages that don't have even gendered pronouns. English got halfway there by dropping gendered nouns. The original Indo European language gender was based on if something had a spirit or not, not male or female. It changed into that binary selection early enough that even Sanskrit is gendered with male/female nouns
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Korean is one such language.
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This is wild! I have heard many crazy shit but this is new to me
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You're just jealous because english does not have grammatical gender.
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Isn't the capital H in He referring to God? Ie: "I am God". Making it a noun (person, place or thing) rather than a pronoun in this instance?
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reverential_capitalization
Edited to add: “He” is still a pronoun, regardless of capitalization.
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Good guy Jesus paid his taxes concisely
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Only demons use pronouns:
My name is legion and my pronouns are they/them
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Jesus, no he wasn't.
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This cute boy served me a beer today at the bar. He liked me and told me was FTM. I came in my pants for Jesus.
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Jesus be like
I am him.
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Tbf also applies to "progressives" calling God "she" lol
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Can’t say I’ve ever heard that, but I also have to chuckle at the idea of an omnipotent, omniscious, omnipresent, primordial entity that preceded all creation and being a force of nature unto itself having a gender at all.
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