What to wear to ensure your piss and shit stains are the most noticeable

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But if you wear the dark one the cum stains show up too well.
- I guess you have to pick and choose your battles.
  
  Yeah, that's why I usually wear my red ones.
- Striped pantsu :3
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Look.

All I'm saying.

Is that there's a reason it was evolutionarily advantageous to have ass hair.

Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.
Get a bidet
Everyone has shit stains on their underwear, that's what is there for, to keep shit from getting on your pants. Don't be ashamed.
- Wipe until you see blood on the paper.
- Put a bidet on your wishlist
  
  It's been on my list for years, never bit the bullet.

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