Polyamorule

We're getting closer and closer to wrapping back around and just having community. Just remove the sex aspect and boom you got a community going.
- you ever wonder if communities typically did just have a bunch of sex but revisionism happened
  
  For most of the existence of human species (according to the scholarly consensus of anthropologists) we existed in bands of adults who would intermingle freely. Adolescent men would raid nearby tribes and kidnap their young women, which is the means by which genes were exchanged between tribes.
  All the monogamy and licensing happened after agriculture and the great leap forward once tribes became big enough that infectious diseases were no longer contained through pure isolation. We see the misogynistic trends rise in late Hellenic periods and then Christianity cranked it up to eleven, so now we imagine even our migrant hunter-gatherer ancestors paired off.
  As a note, during the middle ages, it was super important among aristocracy to assure ladies-in-waiting were virginal before they were wed, and then used purely as heir machines, but the serf class routinely banged like bunnies in springtime. And while frowned upon by the more piety-minded clergy, it was generally ignored because a) Child mortality was something awful and every kid that ever reached majority was to be celebrated, and b) The labor shortage was extreme everywhere. There was always way too much stuff to be done, and so every pair of hands was welcome, even when they were attacked to an idiot, a malformed hunchback, a ne'er-do-well or the bastard progeny of a mixed coupling.
  Curiously, as we see in the birth of Mordred, pre-Christian European traditions included suspending adultery limitations during holidays, which happened at least once a season, sometimes twice. So even in societies where monogamy was the norm, there was a defined space for getting a bit on the side. (Useful when your partner was infertile.)
  So yeah. Right in one.
  
  I'd guess they did, but I have no way to prove it. Let's build some and find out.
  
  but revisionism happened
  The spotless translation of countless scrolls, tablets, and old books make this clear. They were all just roommates. Nothing to see here.
  
  Basically "samesies" skit lmao
  https://youtu.be/sgfQ9o2-9BM?si=OZcIhaOCm_vOCusT
- This is like half the point of polyamory
- Maybe the treasure was the community we formed as we had all the sex.
- This is incredibly common in SF. Many people live in co-ops and it's created an entire subculture where they coordinate large parties and events both within the co-op and with other co-ops. It's gone beyond necessity and become preferred by some because they enjoy living with lots of others. Not my thing, but many friends live in co-ops and love it.

Re-establishment of clans and tribes will soon become an economic necessity for the poor. Unions would of course be better, but I'm not holding my breath.
- Counterpoint: Clan night raids with fire & steal on the local oligarchs & tyrants.
  
  Realistically, it will be poor tribes vs poor tribes more often than not.
- Read Neal Stephenson's "The Diamond Age."
  Book has a lot of idea, but one of them ios that the old nations have broken down and people become part of clans, some small and some nation sized.
  
  It's also a fairly good introduction to programming logic.

All three in my triad are ADHD no one else cares enough to try to understand us but we have eachother.

Who up to join the polycule
- Or just a co-op house so we don't feel obligated to copulate with each other, which we could do any ways in a co-op but only if we actually want to.
  
  nobody should ever feel obligated to copulate in any relationship :c
  
  I think there's this common misconception that poly means everyone is bangging everyone & my experience is the the intimate connections tend to be radial & not closed loops. A sorts of 'tribe' structure.

Polymisery
- Looks like name for next TOOL album

Multiple wives might get you greater revenue but they have higher expenses.
Men, if you want more net savings, don't get multiple wives. Just get one husband. Problem solved. The gays figured out how to game the wage gap long ago. Lesbians still have trouble though.
- Very much agree. Plus dicks are fun to play with! Right? I mean we all play with ours while sleeping in the dog h...couch! Right? But I think lesbians do better too.
- Yo straight up all my gay and lesbian couple friends are rich AF though haha. One lesbian couple owns like 50 acres and a fuckin ranch mansion in Texas that's easily worth $5Mn + their livestock. My buddy Joey owns like 5 houses in 3 countries and lives in the Caribbean. He def figured it out.
- 30%•2
  The math checks out.
- Interestingly though, on average, gay and lesbian married couples both make more money than heterosexual married couples.
  
  Probably because a lot, if not the majority of LGBT couples are DINKs. Makes it a lot easier to focus on career/education when kids aren't around.
- On the other hand, divorce is also expensive especially with rent costs so I wonder if some people just add to the relationship without moving out...
- Why can't I have both?

The polyamory will continue until we can form a ska band.
- Polyskamory
  
  My favourite pokemon
- Could we still have a pen & paper RPG group?
  
  what do you think ska bands do when they're done pickin' it up?
  
  The real answer
- My brain read skeksis instead of ska. And now I can’t help but picture a band made up of giant, overly-dressed, wrinky old birds rocking out in a dank cave.

- Just don't watch their contet if it hurts you so much?
  
  But dumpster fires can be entertaining
- I don't know exactly who you're talking about, so I can't really make my own opinion on them, but the way you describe it feels weird. Polyandrous visibility is important, and your comment feels like "it's fine if they do it in their own homes, but I don't want to see it in public"
  
  Yeah I don’t know why they have beef with polyamory and why watch it then. I guess probably some ingrained catholicism issues
  I think I am gonna block them and nothing of value will be lost
- This sounds remarkably similar to the attitude of that homophobic uncle crying about the gays shoving their lifestyle in his face by just existing. Maybe reevaluate your hang-ups.

Instantly reminded me of The Moon is a Harsh Mistress by Robert A. Heinlein.
- And the polyam belta fam from The Expanse
  
  Also all eight of Captain James Holden's parents!

- Beyond that I also feel like the dating pool is just super small. Me and my partner have been poly for 4 years and still don't have any other consistent partners.
- Is polyamory just a joke to you? It's fine to be uncomfortable with the concept, be monogamous if you like, but treating it as a joke and calling it disgusting isn't very nice
- Find me two twinks that look breedable and submissive.
- Most women I know also feel the same way i.e. they don't want multiple partners but their boyfriend does
- Look for bi guys then?

🎶 Come and knock on our door...🎶

You could room without the fucking, but I mean, have you seen streaming prices?

TINKs
- When my partners realized Doug's neighbors were the dinks
- The T stands for [2,3,10,12,13,...]

r/theonepolyjoke

I'd be down regardless tbh
- mood. when youre poly af but also forever alone af

I need two women to cuddle in bed with. Purely for economic reasons of course because I can't afford heating 😎
- I remember reading The Moon is a Harsh Mistress. Where criminals were sent there to work. Because of this, there were never enough women. Polyamory was the norm. Except the writer showed one man, married to multiple women. No co-husbands.
  I only got halfway the book due to the writer's ceaseless complaing about women. So I am not sure if there are co-husbands at all.

A silver lining on this black cloud

Poly people are just Muslims in denial

At what point does everyone need to be married to everyone and we remake communism?