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Well capitalism is like getting a blow job, it's something that makes you feel good. Communism is more like sucking dick, like something no one wants to do. Yeah, pretty sure I got this figured out.
Edit - this is political memes and we're all very serious
12 35 ReplyCan you elaborate? Because it seems like you're the meme
31 3 ReplyThis man needs the burn unit
6 2 ReplyYeah, I'm bored and posting dumb shit. it's a nonsensical analogy. If no one suckin dick, no one's getting blow jobs.
4 13 ReplyPlus you may prefer one or the other depending on your interests
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Communism is more like sucking dick, like something no one wants to do.
Speak for yourself. Plenty of people actually enjoy foreplay, you know.
19 0 ReplySpeak for yourself, I personally love to give blowjobs/suck dick
9 0 ReplyIf you like kissing, there's something similar about giving a blowjob. The lips are an erogenous zone and it's kind of the same soft sensation.
But if you insist on your comparison, capitalism is like forced deep-throating: cumming by making someone else vomit.
2 0 Replysucking dick, like something no one wants to do
When you assume everyone else's dick is as fugly as your own
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