I'm old. I only know how to make millennial memes. Idk how to make deep fried shit, let alone the newer stuff. Maybe I would if I could, but we'll never know.
No need to fret, your meme was good. I was merely expressing content as the fact that most posts on this /c/ are funny pictures (or not funny messages) and mostly none are memes.
The bidet gets its water from a clean water source. You're not washing your ass with dirty toilet bowl water. If you need to clean a wider target you kind of shimmy around a little. Obviously you have to dry off with something. Some people use washable towels, others use regular old tp.