1y ago

‘Sorry I’m Late—These Protesters Were A Nightmare,’ Says Blood-Splattered, Riot-Gear-Clad Biden Entering Press Conference

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1y ago

‘Sorry I’m Late—These Protesters Were A Nightmare,’ Says Blood-Splattered, Riot-Gear-Clad Biden Entering Press Conference

www.theonion.com /sorry-i-m-late-these-protesters-were-a-nightmare-say-1851452676

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The onion truly is a blessing, I absolutely cannot wait for the news casts to come back.
Trump would have had us knee deep in another war right now, with boots on the ground.
- You think Biden is bad? Well what about this game of alternative history where something worse happens? Guess that means his support of an active genocide is actually a good thing, huh?
  Wow, you're right. I really didn't consider your fictional alternative history universe when forming my opinions on events in this reality.
  
  I'm not American so maybe I got it wrong, but isn't it possible they will be the two major candidates?
  I'd love to be wrong and we could worry about who the real nominee will be.
- Probably, but Biden is in charge right now. So, stop creating imaginary scenarios and getting mad at them.
- Shh... you will disturb their misleading narrative and not usher in the worst possible future for the US and the world. I wonder who, in this yuge world, would benefit from that course of events. It's a damn mystery.
- Based on what? He started the withdrawal in Afghanistan. Hes said he wants to end the war in Ukraine. The ways he wants to do it are wrong but Trump is not exactly been a huge warmonger.
  
  Dude wanted to nuke the weather wdym
I was under the impression that the federal government hasn't been involved in the suppression of students' protests.
- They sure haven't been involved in stopping the suppression of student protests, either.
  
  What powers can the federal government exercise to interfere?
  I'm not aware of anything Biden can do without the approval of congress, but if there is we should start advocating for it.

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