Mountain Dew and Honey Mustard?
Loneliness and shame? With a hint of dorito dust?
A miasma of post-Doritos farts, ass sweat, and uncleaned litter box.
The feeling of the spray hitting your skin will be akin to feeling piss aerosols/drops hit your leg when wearing shorts and using one of those urinals that extend to the floor.
Damn, that's some graphic shit. I could feel the spray hitting my ankles while reading it. Got to scrub extra hard under the shower tonight.
I've got to tell you, I love the feeling of summer against my legs
Why does the box have Thor on it? Is Thor in League now?
Not just Thor, but Chris Hemsworth as Thor. My immediate assumption was that this was one of those foreign knockoff products that blatantly uses unlicensed shit to sell garbage.
They didn't find any men in lol_rule34
It's a combination of Doritos, Mt. Dew, BO, and jizz sock.
chicken tendies and sugary bbq sauce
Nah, all my homies eat their tendies with hunny mussy.
Only if they've failed to drink their verification cans.
I love me a sugary BBQ sauce tho. The worst one is my favourite.
Incel Farts
It smells like you da toilet.
Just like a regular brand one, because this is just an upsell on an otherwise mediocre product.
Its like an overpriced skin for a hero you never play
Corn flakes and dried pee
It smells like a massive rash and an itch
Reminds me of this from back in the day
Icy douchebag?
Salt. Just a lot of salt.
blood, sweat and tears, with a hint of monster energy drink.
The musk of a small child's room with an oaky menthol finish.
ass
Bradford pear.
Sweat, cheetos, beer, and cigarettes
Virginity
Everyone is a stupid noob except me
Why the fuxk are there engagement-bait posts on lemmy now?
No, it's a shitpost. You can say it smells like shit and I'll upvote you.
Isn't engagement literally the whole point of a social media platform?
Engagement bad, no comments please
What's the point of posting anything at all if no one engages with it?
Updoots to the left
