THOSE DAMNED SQUIRRELS SHOULD LISTEN TOO!!!!

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I'LL AGREE TO STOP EATING OUT OF THE BIRD FEEDER IF YOU AGREE TO STOP CALLING ME "DEAR". IT MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE!
- BUT YOU ARE DEER TO ME, BROTHER!
  
  LIKE ALL REAL MEN I RESPOND EXCLUSIVELY TO "SWEETIE" OR "HEY THERE CUTIE PIE" PLEASE RESPECT MY BOUNDARIES!!!
  
  BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
HAVE YOU TRIED TO PUT UP A WARNING SIGN SAYING THAT IT IS A BIRD FEEDER ONLY AND SQUIRRELS OR DEER ARE PROHIBITED?
SQUIRL!! BRO!! CRANK YOUR OWN HOG
- RIGHT??? MOTHERFUCKING SQURREL SHOULD GET THEIR OWN DAMNED HOG!!!
LOL FUKKIN IKANSCHITT
HELL YEAH WE ARE ONE ROUGH AND TOUGH GROUP OF BADASSES ARENT WE?
THERE'S ROOM IN MY BACKYARD FOR ALL OF NATURE'S MAJESTY BROTHER, THE SQUIRRELS AND DEER GOTTA EAT TOO

AWOOOOOOO
- I HAVE GIVEN THEM THEIR OWN FUCKING FEEDERS BROTHER, BUT THEY'RE ALL STEALING FROM THE BIRDS!!!
Got dang, börther, this is making me want to CRANK THAT HOG
- WHAT? I CAN OBLY HEAR YOU CRANK THAT HOG, BROTHER. PLEASE SPEAK UP!

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