DON'T MIND ME, I'M JUST CRANKING MY HOG!!!

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ALCOHOL IMPAIRS MOST PEOPLE, I'M IMPRESSED YOUR FAMILY CAN DRIVE BROTHER!!!
- WE ARE FUNCTIONINT ALCOHOLICS!!!
  
  I would challenge you, but I'm too drunk.
ALCOHOLICS WALK IN MY FAMILY AFTER MY WIFE TOOK MY CAR AND HOUSE, I WANT TO SEE MY KID CAROLINE! AROOOOOOO!
I'm sorry to break the caps lock "aroo" chain, but what is this all about? I'm out of the loop I think.
- CRANKIN OUR HOGS AND GENERALLY BEING POSITIVE ABOUT IT! AROOO
- WHAT??? BRO YOU GOTTA SPEAK UP! IM CRANKIN LIKE A MOFO OVER HERE!!
Aroo
- USE YOUR OUTSIDE VOICE, BROTHER! AROOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
I DRANK EVERY DAY FOR YEARS BECAUSE I WAS UNHAPPY WITH MYSELF AND MY LIFE, THEN I HIT ROCK BOTTOM, BUCKLED DOWN, MADE SOME NECESSARY FUCKN CHANGES, BEEN SOBER FIVE YEARS, AND NOW I'M HAPPILY MARRIED WITH A BABY BOY IN A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE

LIFE IS FUCKING GOOD

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