Anon factory resets
Anon factory resets
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How do you accidentally have sex?
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Maybe he was lying on his back and a partner just got off and a woman saw there was an available penis and got on before OP could say "no hetero", and by then he felt it and decided to never say it.
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"No Hetero" 🤣
Made me laugh way too hard.
I'm saying that to women that I just want a platonic relationship with now.
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- Be at an orgy
- Have sex with someone you didn't intend to f
- ???
- Profit
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"Damn bro that ass is tight af. I wonder what you look like with the lights turned on, you handsome boy."
"I'm a woman, anon."
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Haha thanks, I forgot about this gem!
Think it might be time to rewatch the office!
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Fiction
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lots of alcohol I'm guessing
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how do you not
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Lots of alcohol usually
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labels are for jars.
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Of for my fuck boy. He has a label with my name.
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Minecraft is gay
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Go two knuckles deep and hold the cum button until you reset to the factory settings.
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careful not to also press the taint, or you do a screenshot
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Another picture of a pocket?
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pussy so good boy got a factory reset
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Sounds like it overloaded on sex and rebooted while they were having sex with a woman. Like holding the analog stick of your controler when turning it on.
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Like holding the analog stick of your controller when turning it on.
Isn’t that called masturbation?
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Pegging is fine, I guess.
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Become such a degenerate that you loop back around...
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a l i a s i n g
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My preferences have heavily shifted.
Used to do guys only but now I'm more into women. Not that I ever say no to a man who grooms himself well.
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when the pussy so good it make ya do the Windows 95 logon noise
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I too am afraid of having an accidental sex with a woman.
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There are no gay people and there are no straight people. These are words made up to make pearl clutchers more able to digest deviant behaviour.
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