So sad

They probably know they're in the running
- Yeah. If you're in the top 10, you definitely have a suspicion.
  
  My gut tells me that top 10 list changes daily. 💀💀💀
  
  If someone is eating that much mayo it'd have to be daily, and I think if someone eats mayo daily they'd know they're eating a lot

I bet they do know it.
I bet there's an online community somewhere with several hundred competitive mayonnaise eaters.
Edit: Yup. I guess this needs some kind of warning. Don't click if you don't want to see someone empty multiple big jars of mayonnaise with a spoon in under 3 minutes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_INKqoqDYsk&t=232s
- Considering how mayo is like half oil and half egg, I bet those people take the nastiest shits imaginable. Pure liquid that smells like Hell itself.
  
  I highly suspect it comes out the other end shortly after being ingested. Unless there are rules against that or something. Somehow, I feel like the mayo-eating professionals aren't exactly well regulated.
  
  Hahaha
- I thought I could do it. I really did. As soon as that first spoonful hit her mouth though, I was out.
  
  You are not missing much. She just does that over and over again for the next 5 mins or so. Almost 2.5 kg of mayonnaise (that's 5.5 lbs)
- Thank you for the video. I watched in awe and gagged occasionally. Can recommend.
  
  I made it through the first jar ok, but as soon as she started on the second I hurked a little...
- There is absolutely NO WAY I am going to click on that link!
  
  Make your choice, adventurous Stranger.
  Click the link and bide the danger
  Or wonder, 'til it drives you mad
  What would have followed if you had.
  
  Hey just wanted to remind you about that mayonnaise video when you read this. Give in to the morbid curiosity. The call of the void burns for you concede and watch the video in full. See how gross it really is for yourself.
- She was not the Hutt I imagined before clicking the link. For a moment there I even thought it wasn't going to be gross.
  And I can confidently say she surpassed the amount of mayo I've had in my entire life, by quite some margin too.
- Ok, sure, that's a lot of mayo. But I didn't think OP was referring to an amount consumed in one sitting. Surely there's someone out there that just loves macaroni salad or coleslaw who ends up eating way more on a longer timescale.
  
  Chances that these competitive mayo eaters also love mayonaise enough to put it on those foods you mention is pretty high
- me trying to prepare myself for the video: It's just yogurt. It's just yogurt. It's just yogurt.
  Eating starts
  me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
- And what better to wash down over 2 kilograms of mayo? A tall glass of refreshing lemonade.
  
  Barf-o-rama
- I read your warning, and I still clicked the link. And then I threw up a little in my mouth.
- this is why i still love the internet, despite all the crap
- Thanks... but I think I'll stay in the casual, unrated mayonnaise game.
  
  Come join the Mayo Club.
  The first rule of Mayo Club is; just have some fun, no pressure, just good people enjoying a good condiment.

No, he knows. Mayonnaise Georg. Hell of a guy.
- Hellman's of a guy
  
  /thread
- Patty Mayonnaise from Doug calls Mayonnaise Georg to a mayo-off

- That's a high quality gif
  
  Mayo demands no less

Stawdew 1.6 players
- This is true for real life too

That’s true for Miracle Whip too, and that stuff tastes like goblin cum (or so I’ve heard from a “friend”).
- Nah, it doesn't even come close to the nuanced flavour of goblin cum.
- You should try Miracle Whip sometime.
  
  Sorry, it was a joke that needed quotes, the “friend” was me. I find it vile and only good as an ingredient in other things like deviled eggs, not as a sandwich condiment itself. I am glad others (like my wife) like it, but [shivers]

Its whoever inspired the making of this guy.
- Mayora-13-sama!

Yes I do.

They know it
- I'd imagine the leader is 2-3 times the consumption of the runner up, but there's no way to tell.

I am afraid to admit that I can finish a sizeable jar of mayo in 2-3 days less sometimes, but I don't do it every week I promise... Please stop calling me out. It's just comfort food I swear
- Monster!
- Wow!

Fact: someone has eaten the most mayonnaise in the world
Cannot be stated as fact: they don't know it
- At least they can never be 100% sure that they are.
  Because even if you think you are the person who ate the most mayonnaise in the world, there could always be someone that ate more who doesn't know.
  Thus noone can ever truly know if they are the person who ate the most mayonnaise in the world.
  
  I totally agree, but we also cannot be 100% sure that they don't know.

Oh I know it

My friend has a story about a coworker who would bring a tub of mayonnaise into work and mix it with tuna and sometimes chickpeas for lunch. He wouldn't finish the tub every day but he would go through a lot of them every month so I think that guy's in the running.
- I'm surprised you can survive this for multiple months. The human body is amazing.
  
  Mayonnaise isn't really bad for you. There's a lot of fat in it, but that's totally independent from being fat.

Oh they have a pretty good idea. They're currenlty in post-op recovery in a cardiac cath lab getting sternly reprimanded by their doctor that balloon angioplasty can only do so much and this person has to make lifestyle changes or they their heart disease will end their life early.

It's not sad. I'm jealous
- Yes, mayo is delicious

Nah it’s my wife. She knows.

Well thank you kind sir. This is something I did certainly not want to know. Anyway - pass me the off white jam

I nominate my ex. So many times I’d take a bite then spit it out and be like ‘you didn’t!’
Yes, she did
Last one was mayo on a fucking McGriddle. I’m still traumatized

I'm pretty sure it's The L.A. Beast
- Or maybe Shoenice

I for one am quite confident it’s not me.

This is true for all foods, except coriander. Maria knows how much she eats and she's fine with it.

It's probably me

I don't trust someone that owns mayonnaise
- Do you eat your fries dry??
  
  I definitely don't put mayo on them, reminds me of the horror when I went to Brazil.
  The family I was staying with made pizza one day and they brought out some condiments, mayo was one of them and I just assumed they brought everything because who knows what I would like. But then they proceeded to squirt mayo on their slices and I gasped. Luckily I had stashed a bottle of hot sauce from earlier so I used some of that and they were shocked that I would eat 'super spicy' sauce, it was like tobasco so definitely not spicy, I guess everyone is different. We also brought them hot cheetos as a little gift for the kids and they were rinsing their mouths out in the sink. We thought they were just messing around but the kids insisted it was spicy
  
  Ketchup.