I Think I Am Committing Voter Fraud

Committing voter fraud to own the libs?

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Number of Votes for "Third Party Candidate" = X

Number of "Third Party Candidates" with universal ballot access = 0

X / 0 = Error: Divide By Zero

Election crashes. Vote goes to the House of Representatives. Trump wins.

+1 Presidency of Donald Trump

QED

Please let me know where to pick up my check.
- Where did this +1 his count exactly?...
  
  Number of times he's been president: +1
- Valiant effort, but the vote still didn't add to Trump's total
Some vague hand wavey attempt at game theory
Actually, every third party candidate is "Donald Trump," in a very literal sense. They're all characters put on by the same performer through a series of elaborate disguises. This is why they don't allow them into debates and stuff, obviously they can't be in the same room together because they're all the same person.

Here's them as Claudia de la Cruz:

And here's them as Donald Trump:

As you can plainly see, they are the same person. Look how they're both looking upwards, for example. Dead giveaway, I'll take my $1,000,000.
- It's like a Series of Unfortunate Events. Every Third Party Candidate is Trump in an increasingly bad disguise, no adults can see it, but the libs can.
  
  "The emperor is naked!" only the child dared to point that out
Step 1: vote third party

Step 2: pay someone $100 to vote for Trump

Step 3: Collect $1 mil that you definitely have
He gains +1 strength every time someone votes 3rd party, duh. Where's my $1 million?

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