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What?
26 1 ReplyThe moon is also destroying Russian machines.
46 0 ReplyThis explains everything.
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“Russia Announces Successful Strike on Ukraine’s Moon”
“Russian Intelligence Service ‘Baffled’ As Zelensky Not On Moon During Decapitation Strike”
“Russian Infrastructure Attacks Expand to Ukrainian Tide Production”
“Russia to Purchase Iranian Moon Drone Technology”
Edit: I have more.
“Russian Outcry at Acts of Moon Terror on Scientific Drone”
“Russia Mobilizing to Put Threat of Moon Terror to Rest, Putin: ‘We will get you, moon Nazis’”
“Russia Denounces NATO Satellite Build Up Near Its Moon Territories”
24 0 ReplyI think the Russians simply mistook the moon for an orphanage
17 1 ReplyI'm not sure when Shork Flork showed up, but they're very cute.
5 0 ReplyWhat news? I don’t get it.
6 1 ReplyRussian moon probe crashed into ... the moon.
19 0 ReplyOh. I almost couldn’t make up my mind on that one. From a purely scientific standpoint, I wanted it to succeed and find the evidence of water they were hoping for, because that would be helpful to the worldwide scientific community.
At the same time, though, I didn’t want Putin to get something to brag about. I also wanted another reminder to the world that all our international sanctions are seriously hurting Russia.
Ultimately, I’m glad the lander crashed.
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I found this one, the BBC should be reliable for this kind of information: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-66562629
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So I know their moon probe crashed, but I don't get it. ELI5, please.
2 1 ReplyFor context:
1 0 ReplyThanks but, yeah, still not getting it. So Russia recruits a shark, known for not being a particularly nice creature, then adds the moon?
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