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Davester @ttrpg.network

1y ago

It's important that you know what you're doing when dealing with a magic item you don't want anymore

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I feel like volcanos are a pretty good way to dispose of magical items, especially rings.
- No you're missing the hint.
  The thundercat home world is clearly middle earth.
- It's chaotic, injects energy and breaks things down into components. When you made a magic item with 1,000 angry warrior souls you might end up with a problem. Or made with the power of a falling star, the volcano might become the least of your worries
- ... or middle earth is gonna go boom too
  
  Frodo was the real villain after all.

Counterpoint, this is what happens when you throw a jerrycan full of water into a volcano so imagine how cool it would look if you threw something magical in.
- I'm surprised the thing actually sank, since the lava is three times denser than water and also quite viscous. I figured it would just flop onto the surface and then burst into a cloud of steam.
  
  Kinetic energy is a doozy.

Give it to Gale instead!!
- GALE DOESN'T WANT THE ITEMS I WANT TO GIVE HIM, PICKY FOP

#Smeegal was right

Always consult the disenchanting guild for proper magical artifact disposal

I always dispose of my cursed and evil magic items that by planting them in the villain's house then tipping off the city guard that they have it.

Who are those characters?
- Thundercats, the inspiration for a generation of furries
  
  YOU TAKE THAT BACK, SIR AND OR MA'AM.
- What heresy is this??

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