smol bean geeky zionist 🥺

Have you ever considered that I, a piece of shit, may enjoy things too?
- yes im a settler. yes i do other things too. we exist.
- The logical conclusion of 'Let people enjoy things' discourse.
  
  Nature made killjoys for a reason
  Because we're not meant to live in a meaningless vat of pablum

I'm sure the people getting displaced and murdered care about your Funko Pop collection.
Literally just
- Part of the lore*

Calling himself a settler with zero shame, absolute scum

You dumb bitch, that stereotype exists to protect people like you from everyone realizing that it's the Israeli state that enforces the illegal settlements. The crazy gun wielding settler myth is to convince people that the colonization is being done by bad actors abusing loopholes of legal protection. Telling people that you're a pacifist noodle-armed dork illegally occupying land reveals that it's the IDF and Israeli government actually stealing the land FOR you.
- The crazy gun wielding settler myth
  I’ve never heard this explanation before and all I have to say is it’s very hard to think of that myth as not true when there really are gun wielding settlers who do violent shit.
  
  Well no I mean you're right. Many settlers ARE crazy and shoot up West Bank Palestinians to advance the colonization. What I meant is the myth that the settlements are illegal and Israel opposes them. Many zionists will try to tell you half truths that this only happens occasionally and they arrest people that break the law because Israel doesn't want to colonize the West Bank. Israel does sometimes arrest settlers, but they are tried in separate courts that favor them than the courts that Palestinians actually living on the land are tried in. Israel could control all traffic in and out of the West Bank if it wanted to and boot out armed Israelis but they never do.

Here's his profile feel free to go bully this nerd, "Soviet refugee" guy looks like he's 30.
https://twitter.com/VerminusM

Incredible. So not only are you living on stolen land, you are getting paid to sit around and play pretend (not to be dismissive of my fellow TTRPG enjoyers, I am one too) while the IOF slaughters your neighbors.
I got some Dungeons and Dragons I would like this piece of shit to meet.
- babe wake up, new update just dropped for the
  
  it now contains komodo dragons
- Gulags & Dragons ~~breath rounds in my pumpy~~

D&D for a living, Genocide as a hobby.
Every settler is a war criminal, every settlement a war crime.
- Imagine being a starving Gazan child learning that just a few miles from the rubble that surrounds them is a privileged manchild who can support a comfortable life for himself by playing fantasy make-believe with his friends.
- Every settler is a war criminal, every settlement a war crime
  One of my favorite things on the internet is watching a clueless lib retort with "but if that's true, what about America?" Only to be brutally dogpiled.
  
  As absolutely unhinged as a lot of these Israeli settlers sound, they are verbatim what white settlers in North America said when they were stealing land.
  Like, saying the US Army was too soft on the indigenous people. Or absolutely losing their minds over the government putting even the most mild “look we’re gonna genocide them and take their land, but you just have to be a little patient” type rules in place. They felt as entitled to the land as Israeli settlers do.

Yes sir, I am a settler. A settler of Catan. Who has bricks for wood?
- you motherfucker you already KNOW none of us have bricks, these dice are BULLSHIT
- All I got is rocks and sheep and everyone cornered me off from getting anything else womp womp
  
  Oh I got bricks alright
- I get: bricks
  you get: infinite genocide
- Trade proposal:
  You get
  
  I get

Wow that's so quirky!
get in the pit.
- 5e has no saving throw for fall damage, but it is capped at 20d6

why is their name censored
- shits themselves if you out people because that could result in a heckin brigadarino which is the worst thing that can happen.
  
  yet another case where you can take the
  out of
  but you can't take the
  out of
  OP should link the tweet

These people deserve to be imprisoned for their crimes.
The Zionism stuff sucks too though.
- Anime
  Gulag.
  I kid, I kid.
  
  Depends on what kind of anime

all palestinian violence against israel is self-defense.
- Defense of others as well, if Palestine were to ever be truly wiped out then other neighboring countries would start getting attacked in the name of “greater isntreal”

The "about" section of his website:
Uri was born in the Soviet Union in 1985 and for his sins was sent to Israel in 1989. He’s an avid hiker and has gone on hundreds of small adventures all over Israel. His day job is playing D&D with kids and teenagers in schools and community centers. Yeah, he can’t believe it either.
His writing is deeply inspired by all of the above—the refugee experience, the exciting and secret places he found on his small adventures, and the cool stories woven with his young (and old) players. Also, he often makes stuff up.
Uri’s RPG writing has been published by WotC, Paizo, Mongoose and other less savory venues. which, if you value your sanity, you’re strongly discouraged from pursuing. You’ve been warned.
When not writing or working, he’s looking for strange new places or climbing trees for no reason. When not doing even that, he sleeps. Fitfully, like a dog chasing a rabbit in a dream.
Interviews
The Hardest Part
The Write Stuff
Bedrock Post
Fun facts about Uri:
– He is fluent in Russian, Hebrew, and English. He knows enough French to start a war but not to end it.
– He attracts animals like a Disney princess. One time, a pigeon landed on his head and stayed there for an hour.
– He attempted to arrest a porcupine once. However, the porcupine won. Porcupines always win.
– He literally lives under a rock. This explains his unusual views on most current events.
- I hate this peron
- Uri was born in the Soviet Union in 1985 and for his sins was sent to Israel in 1989.
- there is.
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  like so.

He thinks that makes it better? That's just one less excuse

banality of evil etc.

Wait but according to liberal Zionists, it's not a settler colonial state because no one refers to themselves as settlers. How could they be wrong?

The insidiousness of settler-colonialism is that it makes beasts out of otherwise mundane people, yes, correct.

The settler's day job: https://twitter.com/Pal_action/status/1773013411531497925

Link for libs
Bonus rage bait:

Hello fellow kids, ready to do a genocide?

It’s one thing to be born in a colony and continue living there because it’s all you’ve known. But it’s another thing to be loud and proud about it and get offended when someone talks shit about you. And I’m assuming he was subsidized by the genocidal government to move there.

You know you can be both, right?

Oh God his dnd games probably embrace all the worst aspects of "monsterous races being inherently evil" and "good and evil are concrete concepts, and good is when you murder the evil"

What is a "settler" in this context?
- Literally just that: Some dipshit european that went to the Zionist state to get property subsidized by the fascist government and acquired by genocide and land theft.
- A settler colonist, someone who is not native to a place who has moved there in a process of actively pushing out, subjugating, or exterminating the actual native population (Palestinians).
- An Israeli living in the occupied parts of the West Bank, outside the internationally recognized borders. The West Bank settlements serve as a means of territorial expansion, frequently exist on the best arable land or above fossil water reserves, regularly see violence enacted through the colonizers, and also have seperate courts for Israelis (tried under normal Israeli jurisdiction) and Palestinians (tried under martial law).
- The same thing it's always been, a colonizer who steals lands and kills its current occupants