Have you ever been to a movie so terrible that you saw people leaving the theater? Which one was it?
Have you ever been to a movie so terrible that you saw people leaving the theater? Which one was it?
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Have you ever been to a movie so terrible that you saw people leaving the theater? Which one was it?
Yes! Battlefield Earth.
I stayed for the whole movie because I couldn’t believe how bad it was.
To me battlefield earth falls under the "so bad it begins to loop back around into Cheesey fun" category.
I especially love how what are essentially cave men find F16 fighter jets from the past and not only do the jets and old fuel work, but the cave men know how to start them and fly them effectively.
L Ron really outdid himself on that gem.
really outdid himself
You should see what he saved for the non-fiction section.
It really was something.
That movie suffers from the source material being fucking ridiculously long and weird. Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 is like 1000 pages or so. Also it's L Ron Hubbard so the book is just weird and creepy at times.
They used to get paid by the word back then.
I watched the trailer and it looked so good. I was really waiting for it for a half year or so. You can imagine my disappointment.
mAn aNiMaL!!1
one of the people walking out was me.
I've watched that movie at least four times since it's on the RiffTrax twitch channel rotation. Even with some great riffs, it's such a slog, but at least we got a running "blow the dome!" joke out of it.
I saw the South Park Bigger, Longer, and Uncut movie in theaters as a kid. I lived in a small town adjacent to a small city, and there weren't many other people in the theater. During the scene where the boys are watching the Terrace and Phillip movie and the theater-goers walk out, so did everyone else in our real life theater. It was surreal. We had a great time watching the rest of the movie by ourselves.
I can't imagine not loving every second of that movie. I still sing Uncle Fucker to myself.
Around the time the movie was released I worked over nights stocking at a Toys R Us. As soon as the store closed I would connect my discman to the PA system and we would listen to music all night. One day we were working later than usual because of Christmas, no one told us the store had actually opened and Uncle Fucker was playing over the PA.
I think that was their intention lol
My dumbass father liked eragon, I couldn’t even give it a fair shot as a movie bc I was too caught up in how they absolutely butchered the storyline of the books.
So I went and saw it on a weekend with a buddy just because we liked seeing movies. We went into it with no idea what it was about besides "epic dragon movie". I watched so many fans of the book get up angrily about 35 minutes in and storm out.
We talked to one of the theatre employees and they said that they had never received so many refund requests for a bad film before Eragon.
Out of curiosity, what was wrong with it? I never read the books, and watched it years later on late night cable, and it seemed ok. Typical pre-teen bland fantasy. Perfectly fine on enough weed
They tried to blend all the books together and fucked everything up so bad a second movie is impossible.
Just a couple things I remember:
Galbatorix, the king and one of the last dragon riders, constantly claims he wants "his stone" back. That "stone" is a dragon egg and he should know this better than anyone.
Urgals, which in the books are basically orcs, are literally just humans with helmets.
They gave Durza, the villain of book 1, Shruikan, Glabatorox's dragon. Which was then promptly defeated. Thing is, when dragons die, their rider is likely to die as well(galby is a special case, his original dragon died already). This is especially problematic because {MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD} Galbatorixs final plan is to breed his dragon with the lead characters dragon to bring back the dragon race he destroyed. Also, Galbatorix's dragon would have most likely the strongest remaining dragon heart ("eldunari") which are the source of galbatorix's powers.
Tl;Dr: it's not worth finishing the series because the entire rest of the plot would make no sense. The book series is literally my favorite series with >10000 series read.
It’s been so long, I just remember that they generally cut a ton of major elements of the story and completely changed the end bc they had no intention of ever making a sequel, at least not one remotely based off of the books. I remember being excited to see certain things happen, and they just… didn’t.
How has nobody mentioned the live-action Avatar: The Last Airbender movie? I saw it as a kid and even I wanted to leave.
A live-action Avatar movie? I'd heard there was a live-action series, but there's definitely no ATLA movie.
It's like when people say there's a Highlander 2.
Apparently that was a hit in the UK because they call everyone benders in it.
Barnyard. My daughter and I used to go see EVERY kids movie when she was between 5 and 12 yrs. Let me tell you, I have learned to enjoy some shitastic movies. Then came Barnyard. 30 minutes in, it was so bad, I leaned over to my (then 6 years old) daughter and said "Sweetie, do you like this movie?" She looked at me with the most serious face and just said "No".
The Dark Tower. Was so embarrassed that I brought my wife thinking someone could possibly take 8 books and boil them down to 95 minutes that I made us leave a half hour in. It trivialized everything about the books in the worst way possible.
Also, Nacho Libre. Just couldn't do it. I don't ding JB for it at all but really bad.
There are bad adaptations, and then there's the Dark Tower, which was akin to a full palm-open slap to the fans while desperately hoping they could maybe appeal to some movie goers that were unfamiliar with the books, which it failed to do spectacularly.
Not even Idris Elba could save that mess of a movie.
Being cast as someone that is a clone of Clint Eastwood is not what I'd call a good casting.
Except if they knew it was just one single movie and Odetta wasn't in it.
They could've had a motherfucking FRANCHISE
Nacho Libre is easily one of my favorite movies of all time, and I specifically avoided watching it because Jack Black was doing just terrible shit at the time. Now, my closest and oldest friends and I quote it at each other all these years later. I am truly sorry you didn't like it!
Son of the mask. I don't know what I was thinking.
Who doesn't want to see a poorly trained child actor try and fill Jim Carrey's shoes?
Oh! Oh! I know the answer! It's me! Me!
I think the creepy CGI baby weirded me out
There's also an Ace Ventura movie starring a child actor...
Didn't even know it existed..
I wish I could say the same.
Watched a ton of people exit Battlefield Earth. Two granny aged women sitting near me walked out of Wolf of Wall Street once Jonah Hill pulled his dick out (in the film, not in the theater)
For my parents, their walk out because it was terrible movie was Pulp Fiction
...Yeah I don't listen to them for movie recommendations
To be fair if they went into it not knowing how graphic Quentin Tarantino movies usually are, then I can see why they'd leave. It's got literal rape and sodomy in it.
That movie Wanted where Jolie curve balls bullets and Freeman reads the future by means of textile production
Great movie, despite the ridiculousness
I loved that movie... Reminded me of shoot-em-up around the same era
It's worth it when you get to the end and hear Morgan Freeman utter the line "Will someone, PLEASE! Shoot this motherfucker!"
The really surprising bit is that it's based on a comic where the characters aren't assassins, they're super-villains.
As much as I hate the toxic POS that is Mark Millar, he did write a good comic book there. Shame about the shitty film.
I loved that movie when I was 14
That one is not bad if you go in knowing that it's just fucking ridiculous. It's great for a bad b-movie night.
I went in knowing it from the comics and was not amused. Even worse than Snyder making Rorschach the good guy in Watchmen. Even misunderstanding/deliberate sabotage of everything from the source is better than just ignoring the best part of the plot.
How the hell do you take a setting where the supervillains won and end up with "some dudes just curve bullets bro"
I didn't even like the comics but that was just lame
I loved Wanted, that movie captured what it was like to work in a hive office environment with an equally horrific boss everyone pretended to like, also great action flick that bordered on a superhero movie.
Bruh, YOU can’t curve bullets, don’t bring the rest of us down with you. I for one have been breaking the laws of physics for years
While not a bad movie, I saw a guy get up and leave after loudly giving an unhinged rant during Detective Pikachu
Reason: A line from the title character about "How can you NOT believe in Climate Change at this point?"
Same genius nearly got his ass beat by a members of a mostly black audience when he complained about Miles Morales being black during a Spider-Man preview in front of Black Panther
I didn't walk out of the Avatar movie, but most people did. Halfway through someone opened the door to the theater and yelled in, "avatar sucks!" Normally I'd be a bit put out by such a disturbance, but in this case it was actually the most enjoyable and funniest part of the movie. (Last Airbender just in case)
I was escorted out of a movie once.
The movie was called Quarantine. I don't remember if there were, but I don't remember any warnings before going to see the movie or when the movie started. So anyways there's a lot of flashing in the movie and I had multiple seizures.
I went to a free screening of Mixed Nuts in college. I was one of many people who walked out, and I think Steve Martin himself wouldn’t blame me.
I saw Brokeback Mountain when it first came out, and during the first homosexual scene I saw several angry boyfriends dragging their dates out of the theater. I feel like every one of them had a ball cap on.
We didn’t walk out of Ultraviolet, but when we left, the whole theater staff was there to see our reaction to how bad it was. They told me I owed my date dinner.
Not really related but one time I went to a movie showing and no one else was there. Two individuals came in at separate times and sat on both sides of me right next to me and I was so uncomfortable at this situation I left. In hindsight it was a horror movie and maybe they were too nervous to see it alone but it's often on my mind.
I watched an elderly couple walk out of The Aristocrats. It just added to the whole experience. But on top of that, the movie started with Morgan Freeman narrating some bullshit about cold weather. Some penguins appeared on screen and everyone collectively realized they had accidentally started playing fucking March of the Penguins!
All around a night well spent
I just scrolled through 200+ comments and did not see Cloverfield. I really can't say anything about the storyline itself as this was one I physically could not sit through. In addition to others who ended their suffering before us, I and 2 family members all experienced severe motion sickness within the first half hour and had to walk out. Didn't think it was worth throwing up over.
Asteroid City
It is Wes Anderson's movie. Really out there even for him.
I quite liked it. But a couple sitting in the same row first started shifting in their seats. Fake laughing at weird moments. Then whispering. 5 mins later they walked out with an obvious fuck this i dont care strut.
No one else left, but you could feel others were considering it.
Antman and the Wasp : Quantumania
Probably could have pushed through on the TV, but on the big screen it was an embarrassment. There was so little care taken in the CGI (noted that this was a COVID film)
I'm with you on that one, absolute garbage.
It was so hard to watch, even just on the TV as background noise. It took my wife and I 3 different attempts in the same day to try and watch it, and we never spent more than 10 minutes on the couch before we got up and started doing something else. My wife has a much higher tolerance for the more recent mediocre MCU movies, but even she wasn't able to watch it.
Bruno, what a crappy movie
We don't talk about Bruno
No, no, no, no.
I'm pretty sure that's a different Bruno
Is that why I don't know what it is?
LOL yes! As soon as the urethra spoke, one third of the audience left. Yeah it's a bad movie but I loved how the audience squirmed.
I think the first people left after the scene where the camera POV enters the urethra
I felt like the real prank was on me for having paid money to watch it
Bruno was okay, but I think in the UK we knew about the character from the skits he did for Da Ali G Show, and people wanted to give it a fair go because when Borat came out few people really cared about the Borat character.
Yes! Came to say this. I think we left at the meat spin part.
My dad and I walked out of Paul Blart Mall Cop about 20-30 minutes in. No idea what possessed us to go in the first place lol
Your dad left because Paul Blart awoke some feelings in him and he was afraid that if he stayed, he would have fallen in love with Paul Blart
It's called Blart Heart and it's a very powerful love affliction that Kevin James traps Dad's into.
Yeah, yeah. We all feel that way, all the time!
Zoolander 2. I should've walked out with them.
I'm kind of happy I didn't know they made a second Zoolander. I love the first one and it'd break my heart to see them try and capture lightning in a bottle twice.
Keep it that way. It was painful to sit through, and it takes a lot for me to actively dislike a piece of media. Even when it's things that are widely considered to be bad I tend to just feel indifference.
Remember: Comedy is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of Zoolander.
TIL there is a second movie
The cow commercial alone was worth watching it for. One of the best bits in both movies. Sadly, the only funny part of the sequel.
In “Mother” there were a couple of Manc women at the back who were either in there to see J Law or thought it’d be a regular horror movie to watch after the pub. They kept reacting to the movie throughout - at first because it was boring, and then with incredulity at what was happening onscreen. They’d only had enough though by the baby cannibalism scene.
I literally fell asleep and started snoring during "At Eternity's Gate", the one where the Willem Dafoe looking up meme is taken from. It was so boring... My girlfriend poked me in the ribs and I woke up to people around me laughing at me.
Wow, I never knew Jimmy from Downton Abbey was in Eragon. Goddamn, and Jeremy Irons and Djimon Hounsou? This movie was stacked and yet it failed so hard. Bad writing or what?
From what I've gathered they essentially betrayed every single principle, lesson, and character development that the books explored beautifully.
Think M Night's "The Last Airbender" compared to the original Cartoon or Dragon Ball Evolution compared to the Anime.
Think M Night’s “The Last Airbender” compared to the original Cartoon
I try not to. But that clears it up for me, thanks.
Stacked is right! I just looked up the cast, and it's wild to see some of these names. I didn't know John Malkovich was in it?? I didn't pay any attention to this flick when it came out... I just heard it was ass and filed it under "Nah" in my head. Yeah, looks like the script was just unsalvageable.
Along with directing, I imagine? You eliminate casting and there's not much left that can absolutely ruin a movie.
I wish that I had walked out of D-War /Dragon Wars back in 2007. That movie was such a piece of shit that I begrudge the minutes of my life that I'll never get back. There's like five cool minutes of some wyverns flying around fighting helicopters and the rest isn't just bad, it's boring. Go watch Reign of Fire instead and see Matthew McConaughey get absolutely unhinged. Definitely the superior trashy dragon movie.
Reign of fire is a masterpiece of dragon fiction. Christian bale, Gerard butler, and shirtless, bald, McConaughey with a tank and an axe (for what ever reason). What else could one ask for?
Robocop. When the bad guys kills Murphy a lot of people walked out the theater. Was enough for them. I keep watching the movie, I was 13-14 at the time, and quite enjoying the film. Animatronics was nice back then and the plot, where a guy die working and someone bring him back to keep working, was ok.
No one mentioned this garbage ? Dragon Ball Evolution (2009), ,
i did the error to watch Eragon until the end though,
I should finish the Tetralogy though ,
You don't mean Top Gun, do you? That was made with recruitment money and was rather awesome.
Aren't all military movies by necessity funded by the government? They can't use military equipment like battleships and helicopters and fighter jets without involvement from the military... And usually they insisit on screening & editing the script first to make sure they are portrayed as good people (as opposed to the terrorists they are)
Maybe he means World War Z?
That's Air Force recruitment
Those kind of movies I tend to skip now. I used to see them a lot more frequently when my kids were very little. I'd take a couple hours of leave at work and leave early and go nap in an empty theatre at 11 in the morning on a Tuesday.
Did you mean Battle: Los Angeles with Aaron Eckhart?
Just a few weeks ago: Madame Web.
I remember David Cronenberg once saying in an interview that when Crash screened at Cannes, there were times you couldn’t hear the movie over the sound of people storming out.
I was at one too. but it wasnt cause the movie was terrible, it was cause the projectionist was.. Movie was horribly out of focus, and about 7 feet too far to the left, and down too low that you could only see the top half of the film.
Tiny little shithole theatre refused refunds for it, too. It comes as no shock that it was bulldozed a few years later.
Godzilla 2000, it was the worst most boring piece of shit I've ever experienced.
Bonus, In the name of the King. I didn't walk out because one of my friends was being stubborn, but another friend and I spent 1/3 of the movie wandering around the theatre cause we just needed breaks.
I don't even hate Uwe Boll, we saw House of the Dead and enjoyed it, even if ironically.
There was a movie I saw with my gf at the time, I want to say it was Alexander (2004) but I think it was something else. Alexander was pretty bad. The theater was empty so instead of leaving she gave me a handy, so not all was lost.
It might have been The New World (2005).
Edit: it was The New World. Also I came into a Panda Express bag, not 100% sure why we had it or how we got it in. I guess we finished up our lunch in the theater. Wanted to elaborate so nobody thought I just came on the back of the seat in front of me or something. I'm not a barbarian.
Theatre handy j's are a special treat not everyone gets to sample in life.
I once took my grandfather, a retired commander of the Land Army, to watch a leftist comedy. While I liked it, he was somewhat uncomfortable, but we watched it till the end.
A couple months later, he wanted to take me to watch a documentary on the life on a wooden ship over months, maintained for historical conservation. I'm not going to say it was the biggest turd I had ever seen in my entire life, but it was a serious contender, but nonetheless I had committed myself to watch it till the end because my grandpa did the same effort for me. In the end, it was him who asked me to leave early because he was bored.
Freddy Got Fingered. One of the only movies I've ever walked out on
Daddy would you like some sausage, daddy would you like some sausages?
I like that movie in a "holy shit can't believe this ever got made" way, but never considered there were people that took a trip and paid money to see it.
I'm so sorry some marketer convinced you it was worth your hard earned bucks.
Eh, I like it. You kinda know what you're getting when you see a Tom Green movie, but if you went into it expecting anything remotely good then I can understand why you'd be horrified.
Idk if this counts but me and a friend of mine went to go see the movie Skyline and no one walked out because no one else was there in the first place ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Lol. A friend of mine and I went to see Meet the Spartans. We were the only ones to walk out because we were the only ones there...
That happened to me with the Mario movie. I was the only one in the theatre for that particular time