Lmao

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ooh baby this one will pay dividends
2022: Zelenskyyyyy is a great ally of the US

2025: The dictator of Ukraine Zelenskiya has withheld grain exports to try and coerce America into sending more weapons for his terrorist campaign against the peaceful citizens of russian controlled Kiev. He must not be allowed to starve the poor Africans, that is why President Hunter Biden has authorized this drone strike against his secret underground terrorist bunker.
What did he do?
- Allied with America lol RIP
to be fair, Zelenskyy is at least nominally white
- Pray someone does not... revoke your whiteness :why-shouldnt-i:
- I don't see any harm to Zelensky, they'll fly him out. He's the acceptable shade of whiteness and they've been promoting him non stop to libs, they won't abandon him.
  
  Plus, he's the leader of a "democracy". The others were painted as necessary evils.
God damn I hate how Zelenskyyyyyyyy always has to dress like an operator despite spending the whole war sat in some bunker somewhere snorting lines and appearing via Zoom at University graduations, it's so fucking cringe
- the green screen guerilla
  
  I'd listen to a band with this name

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