Need a 12th century equivalent for this

Losing an eye in the cheap stands at a joust because a shield splinter flew really far?

There were a couple of instances of Masques and Operas being performed on the frozen Thames, the Ice melting, and the Audience and Players sliding into the river to their doom.

I wonder how much the medical bill was for the amputation

XIII century, but still - in 1241 at tournament in the German city of Neuss, 60-80 knights and squires died from suffocation fighting in the really hot and dusty weather.

is CTE brain damage transmissible through a television?