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Anon reveals their deepest trauma

Today I am going to tell you what I am most afraid of.... here we go.
Be me
Be about a 6/10
Just move into a new neighborhood and have no friends
Be outside mowing the lawn when random dog runs up to me
Look up and a 9/10 is running after it
Help her get dog back, introduce ourselves
Become very good friends
Eventually begin dating
Fast forward about two months
New girl moves in
eh about a 7/10, would boink
Try to be polite and introduce myself to new girl
New girl and I start to become friends too, even though she seems a little odd
Tell her i have a girlfriend, can see she is (literally) insanely jealous
Fast forward two more weeks
Start to see less and less of my girlfriend and at the same time new girl starts to become even more of a psycho bitch
Fast forward 4 days
Get a random Facebook message from my girlfriend saying that 7/10 threatened to kill my girlfriend if she ever talked to me again
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Fast forward one more week
Do not hear or see either girl since that message on facebook, start growing very worried
Random knock on my door, Its the cops
Shows me picture of two girls asking if I know them
Say yes, getting more worried
Cops tell me that 7/10 committed suicide and remains of my girlfriend showed up in her stomach during the autopsy

TL:DR why was the 6 afraid of the 7? Because 7 ate 9

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