Anon likes the Hornets

Oh god, one of these threads? Here we go…
be in third grade at a school assembly
have to shit real bad, feeling ill and feverish
we all get seated on the gym floor
holy fuck Hugo the Hornet is here! (Charlotte Hornets' NBA team mascot back when they were the Charlotte Hornets)
still have to shit so bad that I'm having cold sweats
wearing gymshorts, no underwear (I had a phase in elementary school where I just didn't wear any, felt good man)
Hugo the Hornet starts picking up kids and flipping them over in his hands and setting back down
starting to feel dizzy from holding in my shit
see him walking my way
he's coming RIGHT FOR ME
he picks me up and begins to flip me over
he's squeezing my gut
as I'm upside down, diarrhea begins to fly out of my ass and out the leg of my shorts, arcing through the air gracefully
start screaming
gets all over Hugo and sprays all over the kids sitting in front of me, hear it plop on the gym floor as well
it also gets all over my face and in my mouth because I was screaming
Hugo then drops me on my fucking head, into a pile of my own shit, hear him loudly say "WHAT THE FUCK"
Hugo takes off his head and reveals himself as a black man. He pukes on the floor.
the music has stopped, the room is dead silent
assume the fetal position
covered in my own shit and can't stop farting/shitting as I lay there
start crying
pass out
wake up with someone carrying me out of the gym, holding me at a distance
the tiny breathable holes in my gymshorts work like a shit colander, leaking shit water everywhere, leaving the hard bits in my shorts
pass out again
From then on i was "The kid who shit on Hugo the Hornet"